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Do you think Waterboy dyed his hair before or atleast tried?

It would be so funny, if there are pics of him with black (or greenish?) hair.

Flambae definitly (tried) to bleach his hair in his 20s and never did it again, because they couldn't handle it.

So I don’t think he would successfully dye his hair because of how wet it is. I think you technically CAN dye wet hair but it dries at some point. Waterboy’s hair DOESN’T dry EVER. So….it hair washes out. Also I don’t think you can bleach wet hair. Damp yes but not wet. He’s a bit annoyed. He wanted like, cool blue hair. He knows he’s not gonna look good in black so he doesn’t want to do that. But maybe blue? It doesn’t work out though.

Flambae definitely had a blonde phase when he was younger and it took a little while for his hair to turn back to its former color. It was fun at first but then he just slowly grew to not like it and he got irritated.

And if he ever had anyone other than prism see his blonde phase they’re gonna wish they hadn’t.

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Far too early for it, but Robert and Herm make silly Christmas cards with Beef every year

These two reached the old married couple stage before they were even engaged

Omg waiiiit that’s so cute.

So at first Robert is like “this is kinda dumb” cause he’s used to being serious..but then he realizes WAIT. He CAN do dumb shit like this. And he’s like “We HAVE to do it. It’ll annoy the team SO much.” And Herm grins.

So they have a basic one of all of them wearing sweaters one year. Cute, cozy, basic.

Then they have one as Robert is a half assed Santa, Herm is an elf and Beef is a lil Christmas tree or a gingerbread man.

The year they get married they’re all in those cute matching pj sets (beef is too) and they’re kissing Beef’s face and their rings are visible.

Then the next year they decide to get a lil wonky with it. Obscure even.

They dress Beef up as a little snowman and it’s just a picture of him. No Robert, No Herm. Beef looks like there’s Wii music in his head. And the caption is just “The Son”.

Then it’s back to the cute stuff the next year.

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Kyvacing with waterboy! I don't imagine he enjoys the chemicals being sprayed in his face but its okay. i wipe him down every night.

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Am I allowed to say I think the idea of waterboy not knowing how to swim and actually being kinda scared if it would be kinda funny

So while I don’t hc it I think he would be an excellent swimmer…

That would be SO FUNNY OMG. Like I hc waterboy can breathe underwater (no animal or creature features though) SO THE THOUGHT OF HIM NOT ONLY NOT WANTING TO SWIM OR CANT SWIM IS HILARIOUS.

Like bro..

WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF??

And on the flipside imagine Flambae is an AMAZING swimmer he just doesn’t like to swim at ALL. He HATES it.

So you have a guy who’s at risk of drowning and can swim but doesn’t like it, and then you have a guy who has absolutely no risk swimming whatsoever and he’s terrified of it and can’t do it.

And when someone points that out Waterboy’s thing is “w-what if I get st-stuck?!”

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Waterboy getting hit by some superpowers, that shows your worst nightmare/biggest fear.

The others can see/hear Waterboy, but he can't see/hear them.

Robert never felt so helpless before

Oh gosh…from my understanding he’s just..seeing the nightmare and nothing else? Like that’s all he sees?

I think Waterboy’s worst fear would be his loved ones dying. Like in a way he COULD have helped save them but he couldn’t or was unsuccessful.

So to him, he’s watching his loved ones die or be killed and no matter what he does he can’t HELP and he eventually ends up on the ground sobbing and just repeating “I’m sorry” over and over and over again. To him he’s surrounded by lifeless versions of his loved ones.

On the outside Robert and the Z team desperately are trying to get him to realize he’s okay! They’re alive! They’re okay.

Every single person on the team plus Chase, Mandy, Royd (Galen was involved but he didn’t get to hear cause he wasn’t nearby enough) have heard Waterboy scream their name like bloody murder and it’s HAUNTING, especially when he starts begging for them all to wake up or bargaining for him to be taken instead please take him instead.

I will expand upon this and be incredibly selfish with this idea…

The victim of this power once it fades, has no memory of what happened.

That doesn’t mean the others don’t remember though.

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Herman asking the Z-Team what they think a mountain chicken is, and then revealing it's a GODDAMN FROG. Less aggressive of course but the team is livid, tf do you mean it's a FROG???

He tells them a bunch of other facts of a similar nature.

WHEEZE

Herm grins and tells them all sorts of facts and someone interrupts him by asking “why the FUCK is it called a mountain chicken.”

And Herm goes quiet for a moment and sighs.

And he says that in Dominica and Montserrat they eat them and they say it tastes like chicken.

And everyone else is like 0-0

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i like to headcanon that one of herm's favorite movies of all times is secretary (2002)

so when him and robert move in together and get to decorating, he ends up buying the flowers that were used in the movie, the moth orchids. there's also a bunch of other flowers that were in the movie, i think? but he settles on the most popular ones, because he REALLY likes the scene with them.

i also made a post about herm showing robert this movie one day, after... a lot of considering and hesitation. (technically robert "caught" him watching it and asked if they could watch it together since herm seems to like it so much)

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