Don't know if you're still accepting magic snobs, but if ya are: all three of you have your body fluids randomised. If you lactate, you might squeeze your tit to find piss leaking out, and find yourself drooling milk. You might jack off and find that you jizz vomit, with your actual cum being sweat from you. Anything could happen! Have fun!
I like this. It's gross.













