star wars?? lol yeah i love star wars, the way they just [darth vader clenches fist] [someone suffocates and dies]
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if i look back, i am lost

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star wars?? lol yeah i love star wars, the way they just [darth vader clenches fist] [someone suffocates and dies]
“Never. I’ll never turn to the Dark Side. You’ve failed, your highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me.”
Armaan Singh, a Sikh seventh grader at Nichols Junior High School in Arlington, Texas, was arrested last Friday for “making a terroristic threat,” despite the fact that police understood it was nothing more than a hoax. He is now wearing an ankle monitor and waiting for a court date to be set. [via Dallas News]
This, along with a potential hate crime involving pigs’ heads at a school shows just when you think anti-Muslim (and Sikh) bigotry can’t get any worse, it does.
This needs a lot more notes! Please reblog and spread!!
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2am is for the poets who can’t sleep because their minds are alive with words for someone who’s not there for the alcoholics drinking themselves into amnesia to forget someone who left 2am is not for the lovers asleep in each other’s arms, it is for the lonely, the ones who are in love with the loved but are not loved in return
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if I ever have a kid i’m gonna tell him ed sheeran removed his ribs so he could suck his own dick and then send him to school like “share that”
when ur eating food on a first date and tryin to look sexy
18/11/15 - yes, I am still taking snazzy notes! I just never remember to post them which is silly of me. I promise I will start to up my game again. This is an essay plan for an essay I just handed in titled about ‘Water in Literature’- was a very interesting experience!
going through customs at a US airport
airport staff: sir, do you have anything to declare today?
me: *starts sweating* uh no.. *trips and falls* *hundreds of Kinder surprise eggs roll out of my pockets, jacket and briefcase*
airport staff: GET ON THE GROUND NOW
me: but i am
*armed guards swarm round and pin me down*
armed guards: WHAT’S IN THE EGGS?
me: i dont know its a surprise!!
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD HELP
I laughed too hard not to reblog this.
me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
me at home:
This is your random reminder to DRINK WATER!
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Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams
Full DNA sequence of octopuses shows they’re the closest things to aliens on Earth
After the first full genome sequences of octopuses, biologists have determined that the creatures are totally unlike any other animal on Earth, their genome shows a striking level of complexity with 33,000 protein-coding genes identified, more than in a human. I knew there was something up with those smart blobby creatures.
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friend: promise you won't tell anyone
me: i promise
me: *tells my mom*
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i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years
there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny