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Needing some serious fresh air, Pig dries off in the scorching hot sunlight. #dogsofinstgram #fatdoghatesyou #dognamedpig #poolparty #hateswater #immelting #whataworld

#dogsofinstgram #hateswater #fatdoghatesyou #poolparty #dognamedpig #immelting #whataworld

Gently add the butter... *heavy breathing intensifies*

#chug #chihuahua #pug #butter #biskets

What kind of shit is this? I was told I’d be receiving complimentary champagne and caviar. I’m never using Uber Black again.

#chuglife #bikes #bikeride #chihuahua #pug #foster the people

I’m going to burn your house down for making me wear this. You know pink is not my color, bitch.

#chug #chihuahua #chuglife #pink #dress #fatdoghatesyou

Who knows what evil lies in the farts of men... FAT DOG KNOWS! MUAHAHAHAHA

#fart #chihuahua #chug #fatdoghatesyou #fuckedupgrill #pug

I’ve been dreaming of arson and homicide so please continue to take pictures of me sleeping, assholes.

#chuglife #chug #chihuahua #looks like an uncooked turkey with dog legs #pug #fatdoghatesyou

Bitch, are you aware it's like 80 degrees outside? Why don't you wear the sweater that makes you look like a damn naked mole rat fumbling around to find a dick in the dark.

#dog #chihuahua #pug #puglife #sweaters #pink #dog clothes #austin

Just keep watching your damn @midnight. It's the only reason I love you. At least you're not that smug affable dipshit on the tv.

#pug #chihuahua #chug #dog #soon

This is the worst day ever.

#fat dog hates you #chihuahua #puglife #swimming #river

I'm supposed to be a baked potato. I actually feel fucking regal in this fucking thing. Way to happen upon some unintentional genius, ya schmucks.

#dog #chihuahua #puglife #baked potato #dog costume #fat dog hates you

Got my fucking drink. Got my fucking beach body. All that's left is for you to fucking leave.

#fatdog #chihuahua #puglife #iced tea #summer #bikini #bikinibod #ihateyou

This necklace better be fucking real. I am a classy fucking dog, you cheap bastards.

#pearls #dog #chihuahua #realestateagent #brooch #puglife

I hate Superman.

#superman #dogs #fatdog #chihuahua #puglife

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