Fat Dog Hates You

This is my stupid Tumblr page. I hate it. I hate you. Page run by @SeanLoyless and @Matsie

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Needing some serious fresh air, Pig dries off in the scorching hot sunlight. #dogsofinstgram #fatdoghatesyou #dognamedpig #poolparty #hateswater #immelting #whataworld

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Gently add the butter... *heavy breathing intensifies*

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What kind of shit is this? I was told I’d be receiving complimentary champagne and caviar. I’m never using Uber Black again.

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I’m going to burn your house down for making me wear this. You know pink is not my color, bitch.

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Who knows what evil lies in the farts of men... FAT DOG KNOWS! MUAHAHAHAHA

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I’ve been dreaming of arson and homicide so please continue to take pictures of me sleeping, assholes.

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Bitch, are you aware it's like 80 degrees outside? Why don't you wear the sweater that makes you look like a damn naked mole rat fumbling around to find a dick in the dark.

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Just keep watching your damn @midnight. It's the only reason I love you. At least you're not that smug affable dipshit on the tv.

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This is the worst day ever.

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I'm supposed to be a baked potato. I actually feel fucking regal in this fucking thing. Way to happen upon some unintentional genius, ya schmucks. 

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Got my fucking drink. Got my fucking beach body. All that's left is for you to fucking leave. 

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This necklace better be fucking real. I am a classy fucking dog, you cheap bastards.

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I hate Superman.