Taylor Swift and Me
You know when you are just trying to relax by reading about what an amazing and real person Taylor Swift is…then your kid refuses to eat vegetables and your husband wants sex and your dog has a tick. Time for Tequila or wine?

Game Changer & Make Some Noise
KIROKAZE
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Product Placement
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todays bird

Kiana Khansmith
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Show & Tell
hello vonnie

Love Begins
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Xuebing Du
art blog(derogatory)
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
taylor price
Jules of Nature
Claire Keane
EXPECTATIONS
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@fatdrunkwifelife
Taylor Swift and Me
You know when you are just trying to relax by reading about what an amazing and real person Taylor Swift is…then your kid refuses to eat vegetables and your husband wants sex and your dog has a tick. Time for Tequila or wine?
Someday. #housebeautiful
Kid demands cocktail. Cucumber juice, soda water garnished with cucumber and banana. Needs a name. #kidcocktail #banana #cucumber #fresh
Porn
Boy, there is an incredible amount of porn on Tumblr. Thanks for thinking I might be interested. I was. Looked around for a few minutes and decided it all looked the same. Then I had a romp with the hubby, so maybe it was not a complete waste of internet space.
Happy Friday!
I think I might be hungover.
Positive Thoughts
If a robber broke into our home, I’d like to think the thief would trip over all the shit that is everywhere and decide…“not worth it”.
#positivethinking #crapeverywhere #lifewithchildren #lifewithhusband #lifewithme
Vodka Because
Do you ever bring the vodka bottle with you to bed? You know, just in case... #vodka #justbecause #takecareofyourself
Good morning, Spring. You taste good with vodka.
You know those days when you hurt your foot and can't go to the gym so you take a nap instead? Today.
Which one of these definitely belongs?
Red Wine. The healthiest booze I've had all day. #wineforhealth #redwine #benefitsofdrinking
More Water
Sure I’ll drink more water, Granted it’s frozen and surrounded by alcohol..
Yeeeeess!
Match made in heaven. #vitamix #bulleitbourbon
When you are up all night because your child is vomiting and you think, I wish I had not poured that last shot of whiskey.
Paid
My husband just got paid. It's Friday night.
Ladies
The modern ladies workout, then have a protein shake for lunch.
This is my kind of Target. #target