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"christian characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are atheist" "atheist characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are christian" stop fighting. all human experience is poorly written in movies because the writers are californian
…I need to put Dolph and Luxe on the next Inadvisable Podcast Ships minizine.
Catastrophize Benedictine
gallifrey-era romana is so fucking funny. she thinks she's so much better than the other versions of herself. past me is a naive fool. future me is unbearably horny. alternate me is evil. and as for me well i am the world's first ethical dictator
Late for work again because I got caught at a red light beside the sylvan fountain and I had to joust with the Blue Knight. Third fucking time this month. I wish the city would do something about that guy.
You never get this shit with the Red Knight over by the wal mart
Yeah, but at least you know how to joust! What are the rest of us meant to do until the city fixes the Sylvan Fountain red light, blue knight problem!?
The maverick Black Knight is the guy who usually deals with these gentry fucks, but nobody’s paying him for that. My boy’s spending 40 hours each week at Subway to make ends meet, and the whole town’s suffering for it.
I suppose this is what we get for white knighting the white knight and electing him mayor.
Ugh don’t even get me started on the White Knight. He saw me in the greenwood making great lamentous dole out of measure and he tried to call the cops
What do you think of the opalescent knight’s campaign do unseat the white knight in the next election? I don’t know what to make of him? I agree it’s time for change but do you think he’s the solution or just more privileged gentry?
By the faith of my body, I saw the Opalescent Knight comport himself unknightly and with shameful cowardice at the grand tournament last Easter Day and also he’s got no plans for fixing the potholes or extending the school & library tax
imma be real, dawg. i dont think Clint is an incel or that he needs a redemption arc, bc when ppl say “incel” they mean it as shorthand for “misogynist loser” and not “subculture sourced in nazism that festers in corners of the internet bc all the men that are apart of these niche subcultures suffer from confirmation bias by surrounding themselves with other like-minded losers, which further enables the poor behavior they're exhibiting in these spaces, but also end up further radicalizing them into more toxic ideologies and frameworks, when the reality is that they would probably be better off unplugging from the internet and interfacing with the real world via community events, or otherwise cultivating some sort of hobby outside of being an annoying dipshit online" and if you pay attention to the writing, Clint is actually neither of these things lmao
In addition, in order for “redemption arc” to be warranted, the character has to do something worth redeeming, which in Clint’s case is……? Existing? Being socially inept and a little bit offputting due to his lack of confidence? Being unable to talk to the girl he likes? like, not to be Old on main, but back in my day ppl used to ask for redemption arcs from dudes with a body count (pun not intended).
And like, while i don’t think it’s particularly productive to gatecrash someone’s extremely nuanced reasons for disliking a character, im kind of at that level where i think all the "valid" reasons are largely irrelevant because I refuse to interface with people who are morally grandstanding over a mildly problematic video game character.
like omg you're gonna marry clint and sacrifice all the babies you have with him before divorcing him so that you can marry Sandy? should we throw a party? should we tell eric barone?
"why did you write that"
my fetish
my friend's fetish
not my fetish but it fits in the story so i threw it in there as a treat. you're welcome.
4. the character's fetish and i'm committed to portraying them with absolute accuracy
I do already have one work for MB that's xenobiological worldbuilding, but I am considering making a second work that's xenobiological worldbuilding for the purposes of porn so I can keep the first work G rated and make the second one E rated so I can put all the dick-out art and descriptions of mating practices in there.
(The first species that would go in this work is one I sort of made up, in that there are two characters of an unknown species who are brothers(?) and I did way too much worldbuilding while I was writing what was supposed to be a porn fic. But after that would be actual named species from this setting! I can justify this!)
One of these days I would like to finish that Evil Advisor as an inherited role thing, so I opened up the Scrivener doc to see what I had and IMMEDIATELY hit Foxglove getting all gussied up to poison seduce Morteus:
Foxglove strapped herself into new underpinnings—that padded corset that made the best of her minimal natural assets in the bust and hip area and improved them to a state where they might actually be considered assets—and a dress she’d worn only a few times before, striking purple silk with a mild glamour sewn into the seams meant to befuddle the senses of any onlooker and draw their sight away from her face and hands and towards… well. Even she looked like she had incredible breasts in this particular get-up. Hopefully Morteus would find them distracting, or at least distracting enough. Though it was hard to tell what the man found attractive; he’d mastered the art of the sinister leer, but she’d only seen it in general use, not pointed towards any subject in particular.
(He’s not into the boobs at all. The attempted poisoning that comes with them, on the other hand…)
ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten
Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.
Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch
Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are
I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.
"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen
I did not know I wanted a phone with a punchcard reader until this moment.
I don't read as much fic as I used to but one "tell" for non Canadians writing us, besides the etransfer, is the units you use to describe us measuring something. I hate to tell you this but The Chart is real and it's completely subconscious. Please abide
ETA the chart (or at least a version of it):
ETA2: we do use inches/miles in poetic ways ("he was lost in thought/miles away" or "his lips were a bare inch away").
Also, the length of a dick is in inches for SURE.
marius valerius…
…i feel so normal about you
he is trying very hard
This is so weird- It looks like they made a bathroom, cut off half the stairs and blocked them to put up a wall and a door, then removed the stairs from the door above. What a reconfiguration.
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…somehow, posting second-person POV smut starring an OC and two somewhat villainous and extremely annoying side characters (who deserve the ignoble way they perished) has not lost me subscribers. I have instead gained an account subscriber since posting it.
I have questions. I’m not going to open my AO3 comments so I can ask them and get answers, but I have questions.
