Laslow pouts. “Aw, come on Frey. Surely threatening me has gotten old…or will get old, at some point or another.” Laslow is certain that there’s nothing left on his person that Luc–ah, Freyja hasn’t already threatened to remove from him.
The snow has begun to melt, but Laslow’s since shaken enough of it off to prevent it from causing him undue discomfort as it seeps through the layers of his clothing. The only nuisance remains the fact that snow has worked its way into one boot, but not the other.
Unbalanced cold feet. Terrible.
“I wasn’t so much thrown as I…ran?” he answers, evasively. Freyja doesn’t need to know of yet another of his failures. “Call it a hasty retreat,” Laslow clarifies.
He straightens, locking his arms behind his back as he smiles. “Ever-diligent, Frey,” he comments. His eyes land on the sweets and he pilfers one for himself. “Mm, these are good,” he says. He waves the cookie under her nose. “Are you quite certain that you don’t want another? Or perhaps a fifteenth?” he jokes, dangerously close to indeed losing his precious tongue.
“As for our lovely apparition…well, she’s quite immune to my charms, unfortunately. Perhaps she’s more inclined to the tender wit of a lady?” Laslow suggests, raising a pointed brow at Freyja.
“ somehow, i have the feeling it will never get old. ” at least, not as long as laslow continues to be ... well, himself. perhaps she wouldn’t need the insistent threatening, had he just retain his common sense --- but alas, she supposes everyone must have a quirk of some sorts. ( even if his is annoying as it is. )
freyja can only quirk an eyebrow at his response, expression clearly showing her disbelief. she doesn’t roll her eyes --- she’s far too mature for that. but one can merely feel the unbelieving stare boring into laslow. he’s always been quick-witted, using linguistics to avoid any damning statements against him. it may work for others; but for freyja, who has known him for years, she finds this performance a little less impressive.
“ are you insulting my weight ? you seem to have a death wish, laslow. ” she retorts back, eyes narrowed as she glares at him. there’s an indignation lit beneath her gaze, though it contrasts greatly with her huffed cheeks. her lips purse together as he waves the cookie, resisting the urge to slap it from his hands and simply maneuvers her head away. “ i’ve had enough; thank you. ”
just laslow’s mere presence seems to send freyja into an irritable mood, though she isn’t able to decipher if it’s from just annoyance or perhaps that it’s him who has seen through her humiliation. nonetheless, nothing quite tops what he says next, to which freyja stills herself with a wide-eyed expression.
“ ------ are you insinuating that i flirt with the ghost ? ” she enunciates every word, every syllable, as each seems to grow with her fury. her brow twitches for a second before she turns away, walking away from him & hopefully further into the area where she won’t have to deal with him. ( how is it that he gets on her nerves even more than before in the lands of ylisse, somehow leaving her annoyed but flustered at the same time ? perhaps she ought to be blaming niles for his sly tongue & inevitable influence on laslow. by the gods, olivia would be disappointed. ) “ unbelievable, simply unbelievable ... ”