PROMPTS FROM BATMAN: ARKHAM ASYLUM
* assorted dialogue from the video game, some reworked to suit a meme format, adjust as necessary
you'll be laughing out of your butt when i get out of here.
that reminds me. i really need to get me some new shoes.
need to take my temperature? i'd be happy to drop my pants.
i'm fine. i eat punks like these for breakfast.
let me go, you crazy bitch.
i'm got some real surprises in store for you.
i set a trap, and you sprang it gloriously! now let's get this party started.
remember guys, he may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot.
tell me, [name]. what are you really scared of? failing to save this cesspool of a city? not finding them in time? me, in a thong?
come on, this way. take a seat in my office.
i'm sorry about that. i just need to ask you some questions. can i get you anything? you okay?
i know you don't feel like answering me, but it's the only way to catch who did this.
you had to spoil everything!
my father hated me. he always called me a moron.
i want everyone to know that i really appreciate all the hard work.
you know, watching you guys is like a night in, watching my favorite movie.
you can't beat me this time.
can you smell the excitement in the air?
get ready. keep your weapons trained on it at all times.
man, that thing looks pissed.
i've got your scent. i will hunt you down.
[name] disappointed me and now she's out of the picture. gone. forgotten.
we've got another problem.
i can't believe you insisted on sitting through that movie again.
you're not going anywhere i don't want you to.
blah blah blah. always with the hero speak.
i'm getting bored of watching you.
why don't you just come find me?
he's just one man! one man dressed like a lunatic and armed to the teeth.
you took longer than i expected.
i'm not sure i can stop him this time.
am i getting to you? am i? good.
yeah, i hear you, bitch. so when's dinner? i'm hungry.
come on, someone must have seen where he went.
i don't like having my time wasted. someone doesn't pay, they need a lesson. they owed me.
if your name's not on the list, you ain't going in.
are they ready? have you planted the explosives yet?
go easy on him, will you? for me?
note to self: need more henchmen.
i won't stop until you're dead.
what? you're nearly done?
shame about your car. can i give you a ride?
get some rest. you deserve it.
tell me something. you've never let me capture you this easily.
what are you really planning?
that's horrible. how can you joke about that?
i'm coming for you. i want what i paid for.
hey, [name]. love what you've done with the place.
you are beginning to impress me.
having a little trouble up there?
stop! please! i'm not important! i can't help you!
is your mind playing tricks on you... or am i?
why fight it? you're as crazy as the rest of us.
i will fold you like paper.