Ullr

❄️Norse god of winter and stuff❄️(this rp account is not for a specific fandom 👍🏼)

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

I have returned.

Greater than before, for the northern United States has gained over forty inches of snow.

Taste dirty flakes, summer gods!!

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

it’s cold again (at night anyway)

yippee :D

I can come out of hiding!!!

@lordofsummergodofrizz

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

OOC POST

hey so like if you haven’t noticed I’m not on here a lot so please excuse the fact that I respond to barely anything and take a very long time to. oh, what are you doing when you’re not on here, OOC? glad you asked! I’m also running the Jesus account (theycallmejeezycreezy) and if you’re a fan of him, you know how chaotic that is (I’m getting like 100+ notifs. a day on there) and I also run a few other accounts. thanks for reading this and have a chilly time ❄️

- aster ✰

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

I have invested in AC. Everything is okay. Kinda. I just can’t cuddle my wife :(

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

what if I was the big snow monster from frozen for Halloween and my son was Olaf

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

Someone tell Frey to get his goddamn summer heat out of my valley or I’m actually gonna vomit. This heat his making me nauseous I swear to my fellow gods. I can’t even move without sweating and it sucks. I wanna cry.

[lordofsummergodofrizz]

Friend, you sound a little upset. What’s wrong?

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

You. You are wrong. I hate you.

[lordofsummergodofrizz]

D:

I’m sorry, I’m just in an EXTREMELY good mood.

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

Well. Surely you wouldn’t be in an ‘extremely good mood’ if I set a cold front straight through your front door. Right when you get out of the shower.

[lordofsummergodofrizz]

Why would you do a thing like that.

It’s not going to shrink that much. It’s just like that.

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

because we’re not so cool anymore, dude

[lordofsummergodofrizz]

What?? Why not…?

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

because we’re hot now

wait no that sounds wrong

I can’t speak English

[lordofsummergodofrizz]

Sighs.

Fine. If it’s at the expense of our friendship it’s not worth it. Send a small cold front.

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

yay

neuuuuummm

[lordofsummergodofrizz]

It’s a good thing I can’t get cold… I already put away all my winter clothes.

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

Yeah. You’ll only get cold at the time of your inevitable death. Because… you know, dead bodies get cold from lack of blood flow? Or something.

[lordofsummergodofrizz]

Thank you for that festive reminder of my impending death.

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

Of course. I won’t die though. So I’ll like… draw you or something.

[lordofsummergodofrizz]

Draw me? I didn’t know you were an artist.

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

I’m decent. I guess.

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

Someone tell Frey to get his goddamn summer heat out of my valley or I’m actually gonna vomit. This heat his making me nauseous I swear to my fellow gods. I can’t even move without sweating and it sucks. I wanna cry.

[lordofsummergodofrizz]

Friend, you sound a little upset. What’s wrong?

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

You. You are wrong. I hate you.

[lordofsummergodofrizz]

D:

I’m sorry, I’m just in an EXTREMELY good mood.

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

Well. Surely you wouldn’t be in an ‘extremely good mood’ if I set a cold front straight through your front door. Right when you get out of the shower.

[lordofsummergodofrizz]

Why would you do a thing like that.

It’s not going to shrink that much. It’s just like that.

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

because we’re not so cool anymore, dude

[lordofsummergodofrizz]

What?? Why not…?

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

because we’re hot now

wait no that sounds wrong

I can’t speak English

[lordofsummergodofrizz]

Sighs.

Fine. If it’s at the expense of our friendship it’s not worth it. Send a small cold front.

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

yay

neuuuuummm

[lordofsummergodofrizz]

It’s a good thing I can’t get cold… I already put away all my winter clothes.

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

Yeah. You’ll only get cold at the time of your inevitable death. Because… you know, dead bodies get cold from lack of blood flow? Or something.

[lordofsummergodofrizz]

Thank you for that festive reminder of my impending death.

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

Of course. I won’t die though. So I’ll like… draw you or something.

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

Someone tell Frey to get his goddamn summer heat out of my valley or I’m actually gonna vomit. This heat his making me nauseous I swear to my fellow gods. I can’t even move without sweating and it sucks. I wanna cry.

[lordofsummergodofrizz]

Friend, you sound a little upset. What’s wrong?

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

You. You are wrong. I hate you.

[lordofsummergodofrizz]

D:

I’m sorry, I’m just in an EXTREMELY good mood.

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

Well. Surely you wouldn’t be in an ‘extremely good mood’ if I set a cold front straight through your front door. Right when you get out of the shower.

[lordofsummergodofrizz]

Why would you do a thing like that.

It’s not going to shrink that much. It’s just like that.

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

because we’re not so cool anymore, dude

[lordofsummergodofrizz]

What?? Why not…?

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

because we’re hot now

wait no that sounds wrong

I can’t speak English

[lordofsummergodofrizz]

Sighs.

Fine. If it’s at the expense of our friendship it’s not worth it. Send a small cold front.

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

yay

neuuuuummm

[lordofsummergodofrizz]

It’s a good thing I can’t get cold… I already put away all my winter clothes.

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

Yeah. You’ll only get cold at the time of your inevitable death. Because… you know, dead bodies get cold from lack of blood flow? Or something.

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

Someone tell Frey to get his goddamn summer heat out of my valley or I’m actually gonna vomit. This heat his making me nauseous I swear to my fellow gods. I can’t even move without sweating and it sucks. I wanna cry.

[lordofsummergodofrizz]

Friend, you sound a little upset. What’s wrong?

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

You. You are wrong. I hate you.

[lordofsummergodofrizz]

D:

I’m sorry, I’m just in an EXTREMELY good mood.

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

Well. Surely you wouldn’t be in an ‘extremely good mood’ if I set a cold front straight through your front door. Right when you get out of the shower.

[lordofsummergodofrizz]

Why would you do a thing like that.

It’s not going to shrink that much. It’s just like that.

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

because we’re not so cool anymore, dude

[lordofsummergodofrizz]

What?? Why not…?

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

because we’re hot now

wait no that sounds wrong

I can’t speak English

[lordofsummergodofrizz]

Sighs.

Fine. If it’s at the expense of our friendship it’s not worth it. Send a small cold front.

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

yay

neuuuuummm

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

Someone tell Frey to get his goddamn summer heat out of my valley or I’m actually gonna vomit. This heat his making me nauseous I swear to my fellow gods. I can’t even move without sweating and it sucks. I wanna cry.

[lordofsummergodofrizz]

Friend, you sound a little upset. What’s wrong?

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

You. You are wrong. I hate you.

[lordofsummergodofrizz]

D:

I’m sorry, I’m just in an EXTREMELY good mood.

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

Well. Surely you wouldn’t be in an ‘extremely good mood’ if I set a cold front straight through your front door. Right when you get out of the shower.

[lordofsummergodofrizz]

Why would you do a thing like that.

It’s not going to shrink that much. It’s just like that.

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

because we’re not so cool anymore, dude

[lordofsummergodofrizz]

What?? Why not…?

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

because we’re hot now

wait no that sounds wrong

I can’t speak English

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

Someone tell Frey to get his goddamn summer heat out of my valley or I’m actually gonna vomit. This heat his making me nauseous I swear to my fellow gods. I can’t even move without sweating and it sucks. I wanna cry.

[lordofsummergodofrizz]

Friend, you sound a little upset. What’s wrong?

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

You. You are wrong. I hate you.

[lordofsummergodofrizz]

D:

I’m sorry, I’m just in an EXTREMELY good mood.

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

Well. Surely you wouldn’t be in an ‘extremely good mood’ if I set a cold front straight through your front door. Right when you get out of the shower.

[lordofsummergodofrizz]

Why would you do a thing like that.

It’s not going to shrink that much. It’s just like that.

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

because we’re not so cool anymore, dude

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

jesus

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

Someone tell Frey to get his goddamn summer heat out of my valley or I’m actually gonna vomit. This heat his making me nauseous I swear to my fellow gods. I can’t even move without sweating and it sucks. I wanna cry.

[lordofsummergodofrizz]

Friend, you sound a little upset. What’s wrong?

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

You. You are wrong. I hate you.

[lordofsummergodofrizz]

D:

I’m sorry, I’m just in an EXTREMELY good mood.

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

Well. Surely you wouldn’t be in an ‘extremely good mood’ if I set a cold front straight through your front door. Right when you get out of the shower.

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

Someone tell Frey to get his goddamn summer heat out of my valley or I’m actually gonna vomit. This heat his making me nauseous I swear to my fellow gods. I can’t even move without sweating and it sucks. I wanna cry.

[lordofsummergodofrizz]

Friend, you sound a little upset. What’s wrong?

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

You. You are wrong. I hate you.

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

Someone tell Frey to get his goddamn summer heat out of my valley or I’m actually gonna vomit. This heat his making me nauseous I swear to my fellow gods. I can’t even move without sweating and it sucks. I wanna cry.

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

Hello, Ullr. How are you doing?

~Sigyn

Chill. Literally.

[rhymeswithswaggness]

Ooc

It has come to my attention that some of you might not know that I am also my dad.

… I’m also my dad. Now you know. Hope this clears things up.

[fatherlessgodofwinter]

OOC

What.