||Elijah|| #1 free thinker

🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 |Theater geek| |"acting what a tacky business"| |he/him| |''please don't put your life in the hands of a rock and roll band''|

[killerspaghettiarts]

Caine's Old Roomie....

... Alot of people really liked this post on the clock app, so I think it'd probably be a good time to share it on here. Enjoy!

[artaudmatic]

Girls who are gonna be ok <3

[merlepsblog]

Whitaker either should start charging the hospital for his chaplain's services, or they need to give him a little service animal vest

[burnedtoast77]

"neil and todd were in love!!" i scream into the microphone. the crowd boos. "no, she's right." says a voice in the back. the lights come on, and its him.

robert sean leonard.

[devilishdescent]

[so horny my penis is whistling like a tea kettle] what? i cant hear you over my penis

[vexx-the-egg]

[aherdofbees]

“You wouldn’t steal a car” but when the studio behind your favorite series refuses to release it on any kind of physical media you do what you have to do … and build a completely custom box set from scratch.

[bigassfuckingtree]

I'm up to my bullshit again anyways 👀

[salamanderiel]

obviously you don’t get autism because your mom took tylenol while she was pregnant with you. you get autism because your mom had sex with the president but the president was being possessed by lucifer by so oops! satan baby. then your mom befriends an angel and they go on the run together and she decides he’s going to be your father and that guy happens to have autism so you sort of absorb it through osmosis.

[orangerosemary]

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitly because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me

[bigassfuckingtree]

I just made some BULLLSHITTT

I have 11 more of these you guys aren't ready

[abstracted-psychopomp]

the motorcycle on this season of the pitt is like chekhov’s gun except every hour chekhov is showing up with two or three more guns and now you’re starting to get worried. because obviously they’re going to go off but what kind of looney tunes ass bullshit requires that many guns. chekhov’s gun has become chekhov’s militia. and there’s still like 7 hours of your shift left.

[aloyxwrites]

i found a new generator and you know what that means

tag game! relationship headcanon generator, here!

just write 2 names, click the button and post your results ☀️🌀

tagging (no pressure, feel free to ignore !!) @mwhotwheels @frogsdobegay @samagonas @auracobaltblue @dany-is-bored @catluvrnerd @georgeodowd @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @pendragonstarz @muffinink @clayant @pjo-tvs-version @identittycrisis @frogsdontcry + everyone who wants to join 🫶

[looneyloon]

omg i love these.... canon will behaviour btw

tysm for the tag !!

HENDERHOP SUPERMACY

tagging (feel free to ignore!!): @ziggyzoomer @jonathansmullet @bipbopboohoo @mikewheelerisaqueerler @mylifedependsoncoffee @plunkre @wind-out-to-sea @elthepaladin @flickergatedaughter @snail-queen-lb @smalltown--byler @crazyforbyler7 + anyone who wants to join!!

YAY!!!

[bipbopboohoo]

whoohoo okay THANK YOU

of course there's no pressuree @flickergatedaughter @clleradin @byler-brainworms @ziggyzoomer @dessasink @rucrazy12 @introvertedkiwibird @iwishiwaswearingacooljacket @jonathansmullet @pjo-tvs-version @dustindeer + everyone else who feels like it!!

[dessasink]

woahh i just discovered this and it’s so cute oml

pretty accurate

@mylifedependsoncoffee @sublimin4lvrses @wind-out-to-sea @ziggyzoomer @bigassfuckingtree @notada32 @clleradin + anyone who wants to join!!

[bigassfuckingtree]

Cuttee!! I Remember using websites like these all the time like 5 years ago💔 brought back some memories

[maelancoli]

trinity santos is a study in fandom misogyny because they gave her all the characteristics fandoms usually salivate for in men, being gruff, quippy and misunderstood with a tragic backstory but a heart of gold beneath it all. they put all this into her AND let her be a lesbian. she's everything you could ever want in a character but she's not a man so half the fandom either hates her or constantly mischaracterizes her as petty, callous and aggressive while doing mental gymnastics to baby the male characters around her

[bigassfuckingtree]

That one homie who's cool with everyone

[sirlancenotalot]

[bigassfuckingtree]

My take on the party polycule but I'm baised

[baetology]

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

[bumblebeebats]

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser