Brooklyn 99 Sentence Memes
Don’t get me wrong. I am thrilled to know that you used to like me and I will bring it up constantly.
I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
My wife was murdered by a man in a yellow sweater !
No one asked you to take your shirt off. Stop volunteering to take your shirt off.
The fairy princess castle has defeated me.
The English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts.
I feel like I am the Paris of people.
What kind of woman doesn’t own an axe ?
I love guns - I’m gonna make such a good dad.
I kinda wish something could happen between us. Romantic-styles.
Fear is a powerful aphrodisiac.
Cool motive, still murder.
Everyone likes to be the little spoon.
He’s not physically… gifted.
I am a rock, I am an island, I… have lapsed into song lyrics again.
Stop hitting! Kicking hurts more.
What are you gonna do ? Annoy him into talking ?
If you could be any vacation, what would you be ? I’d be skiing.
Yeah, winning by default. Like it!
Seriously, I cannot stop smiling. How do people do this with their faces?
Did you make the cover of “Hair-Pulled-Back Magazine?”
I mean, why would a death threat be a big deal? Oh, that’s right, ‘cause it threatens death!
Blink twice if you’d like me to mercy kill you.
I have a sexy voice! Champagne. Mountain Range. Hugs.
I’m gonna wait till I’m on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.
Forget your ex, have meaningless sex. It rhymes because it’s true.
The next time someone threatens to kill me, I’ll come straight to you.
You’re doing it! You’re emoting.