What is happening?

|| Chiron || Director of Camp Halfblood || Pasta is disgusting ||

[demigodbingsearches]

is chiron a dilf or cilf

[fatherolympus]

A what?

[demigodbingsearches]

Dad I’d like to fuck or Centaur I’d like to fuck

[hares-leg]

Cdilf

Centaur dad I’d like to fuck

[fatherolympus]

Ah. I see. Alright then.

[fatherolympus]

There will be a campfire tonight. Please refrain from bringing explosives as we have just finished cleaning up from last time. Small weapons are permitted.

[forests--and--flowers]

Too late I already planted mines

[fatherolympus]

Could you kindly go and unplant them. I would but I have not been keeping up with my pilates regime so I am not as flexible as I normally would be.

[forests--and--flowers]

First, no

Second, why did I need to know that

[fatherolympus]

Well because I cannot bend over to pick them up. 

[demigodbingsearches]

CAN CHIRON GET HIGH

[fatherolympus]

This is an untested theory which I do not plan on testing any time soon, thank you very much.

[shapeshiftinggay]

…hey Chiron?

[fatherolympus]

Yes Alex how may I help you?

[demigodbingsearches]

is chiron a dilf or cilf

[fatherolympus]

A what?

[demigodbingsearches]

CAN CHIRON GET HIGH

[fatherolympus]

This is an untested theory which I do not plan on testing any time soon, thank you very much.

[fatherolympus]

There will be a campfire tonight. Please refrain from bringing explosives as we have just finished cleaning up from last time. Small weapons are permitted.

[forests--and--flowers]

Too late I already planted mines

[fatherolympus]

Could you kindly go and unplant them. I would but I have not been keeping up with my pilates regime so I am not as flexible as I normally would be.

[fatherolympus]

There will be a campfire tonight. Please refrain from bringing explosives as we have just finished cleaning up from last time. Small weapons are permitted.

[fatherolympus]

Happy Holidays! I am going to go and take a nap as this year has drained me of most of my will to live!

[demigodgooglesearches]

Chiron would be a perfect cowboy.

[demigodgooglesearches]

Save a horse, ride a cowboy

[blackbladesimp]

@fatherolympus thoughts? Feelings?

[fatherolympus]

I think that after a certain period of time on here I have gone numb to this type of thing. However being treated like a barn animal would be very demeaning and I refuse to give rides.

[blackbladesimp]

What if we paid you?

[fatherolympus]

That is even worse.

[demigodgooglesearches]

Chiron would be a perfect cowboy.

[demigodgooglesearches]

Save a horse, ride a cowboy

[blackbladesimp]

@fatherolympus thoughts? Feelings?

[fatherolympus]

I think that after a certain period of time on here I have gone numb to this type of thing. However being treated like a barn animal would be very demeaning and I refuse to give rides.

[fatherolympus]

I think that yogurt is greatly unappreciated and we should really talk about it more. Then there frozen yogurt as well!! Even better!! It is like ice cream but less sweet and bonus, it tastes like yogurt!!

[sensualyogurtforchiron]

hewwo!

[sensualyogurtforchiron]

pwease pway attention to me father

[sensualyogurtforchiron]

i thought you woved me ):

[fatherolympus]

i have no words

[sensualyogurtforchiron]

love me! like you said!

[fatherolympus]

I refuse to acknowledge this

[sensualyogurtforchiron]

but i thought you loved me?! is it because im not frozen. is that it? fine, i pay attention to khione since YOU don’t love ME

[fatherolympus]

I will not get roped into more strange animate food please and thank you

[sensualyogurtforchiron]

more???? MORE??? WHO THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO EAT TO BE ON TOP OF YOUR LOVE LIST

[frozenyogasm]

Hate to break it to you babe but you can’t out do me no matter how hard you try ;)

[fatherolympus]

where are you things coming from

[bonfireburningbright]

Embrace it, Chiron!

[fatherolympus]

please no

[fatherolympus]

I think that yogurt is greatly unappreciated and we should really talk about it more. Then there frozen yogurt as well!! Even better!! It is like ice cream but less sweet and bonus, it tastes like yogurt!!

[sensualyogurtforchiron]

hewwo!

[sensualyogurtforchiron]

pwease pway attention to me father

[sensualyogurtforchiron]

i thought you woved me ):

[fatherolympus]

i have no words

[sensualyogurtforchiron]

love me! like you said!

[fatherolympus]

I refuse to acknowledge this

[sensualyogurtforchiron]

but i thought you loved me?! is it because im not frozen. is that it? fine, i pay attention to khione since YOU don’t love ME

[fatherolympus]

I will not get roped into more strange animate food please and thank you

[sensualyogurtforchiron]

more???? MORE??? WHO THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO EAT TO BE ON TOP OF YOUR LOVE LIST

[frozenyogasm]

Hate to break it to you babe but you can’t out do me no matter how hard you try ;)

[sensualyogurtforchiron]

i will melt you down and use your tears to forge a weapon more powerful than you will ever be

[fatherolympus]

Holy moly me oh my

[fatherolympus]

I think that yogurt is greatly unappreciated and we should really talk about it more. Then there frozen yogurt as well!! Even better!! It is like ice cream but less sweet and bonus, it tastes like yogurt!!

[sensualyogurtforchiron]

hewwo!

[sensualyogurtforchiron]

pwease pway attention to me father

[sensualyogurtforchiron]

i thought you woved me ):

[fatherolympus]

i have no words

[sensualyogurtforchiron]

love me! like you said!

[fatherolympus]

I refuse to acknowledge this

[sensualyogurtforchiron]

but i thought you loved me?! is it because im not frozen. is that it? fine, i pay attention to khione since YOU don’t love ME

[fatherolympus]

I will not get roped into more strange animate food please and thank you

[sensualyogurtforchiron]

more???? MORE??? WHO THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO EAT TO BE ON TOP OF YOUR LOVE LIST

[frozenyogasm]

Hate to break it to you babe but you can’t out do me no matter how hard you try ;)

[fatherolympus]

where are you things coming from

[fatherolympus]

I think that yogurt is greatly unappreciated and we should really talk about it more. Then there frozen yogurt as well!! Even better!! It is like ice cream but less sweet and bonus, it tastes like yogurt!!

[sensualyogurtforchiron]

hewwo!

[sensualyogurtforchiron]

pwease pway attention to me father

[sensualyogurtforchiron]

i thought you woved me ):

[fatherolympus]

i have no words

[sensualyogurtforchiron]

love me! like you said!

[fatherolympus]

I refuse to acknowledge this

[sensualyogurtforchiron]

but i thought you loved me?! is it because im not frozen. is that it? fine, i pay attention to khione since YOU don’t love ME

[fatherolympus]

I will not get roped into more strange animate food please and thank you

[sensualyogurtforchiron]

more???? MORE??? WHO THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO EAT TO BE ON TOP OF YOUR LOVE LIST

[fatherolympus]

Once upon a time I loved some Spaghetti… but that time has passed and it was awful and we can move on and never talk about it again

[sensualyogurtforchiron]

do i need to eat spaghetti. will that make you love me ):

[fatherolympus]

I love the food yogurt, not whatever weird hybrid you are

[fatherolympus]

I think that yogurt is greatly unappreciated and we should really talk about it more. Then there frozen yogurt as well!! Even better!! It is like ice cream but less sweet and bonus, it tastes like yogurt!!

[sensualyogurtforchiron]

hewwo!

[sensualyogurtforchiron]

pwease pway attention to me father

[sensualyogurtforchiron]

i thought you woved me ):

[fatherolympus]

i have no words

[sensualyogurtforchiron]

love me! like you said!

[fatherolympus]

I refuse to acknowledge this

[sensualyogurtforchiron]

but i thought you loved me?! is it because im not frozen. is that it? fine, i pay attention to khione since YOU don’t love ME

[fatherolympus]

I will not get roped into more strange animate food please and thank you

[sensualyogurtforchiron]

more???? MORE??? WHO THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO EAT TO BE ON TOP OF YOUR LOVE LIST

[fatherolympus]

Once upon a time I loved some Spaghetti... but that time has passed and it was awful and we can move on and never talk about it again

[fatherolympus]

I think that yogurt is greatly unappreciated and we should really talk about it more. Then there frozen yogurt as well!! Even better!! It is like ice cream but less sweet and bonus, it tastes like yogurt!!

[sensualyogurtforchiron]

hewwo!

[sensualyogurtforchiron]

pwease pway attention to me father

[sensualyogurtforchiron]

i thought you woved me ):

[fatherolympus]

i have no words

[sensualyogurtforchiron]

love me! like you said!

[fatherolympus]

I refuse to acknowledge this

[sensualyogurtforchiron]

but i thought you loved me?! is it because im not frozen. is that it? fine, i pay attention to khione since YOU don’t love ME

[fatherolympus]

I will not get roped into more strange animate food please and thank you

[fatherolympus]

I think that yogurt is greatly unappreciated and we should really talk about it more. Then there frozen yogurt as well!! Even better!! It is like ice cream but less sweet and bonus, it tastes like yogurt!!

[sensualyogurtforchiron]

hewwo!

[sensualyogurtforchiron]

pwease pway attention to me father

[sensualyogurtforchiron]

i thought you woved me ):

[fatherolympus]

i have no words

[sensualyogurtforchiron]

love me! like you said!

[fatherolympus]

I refuse to acknowledge this