demibing

i am anger • sorry but this is kinda nsfw,

[demigodgooglesearches]

does Chiron… does Chiron use the bathroom inside? like a human? or outside? like a horse?

[demigodbingsearches]

and here i was thinking cursed chiron questions were my thing

[demigodgooglesearches]

Google: am I bad person for thinking Octavian was kinda hot? Like, sure. He did try to destroy our camp. But the dude was a Twink.

I mean, he's not MY type but if you want to plow him like a new England street in the middle of a snow storm then that's your personal choice

[killowave]

[supremeshogunrj]

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

[halfblood-demigods]

I’m

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Hey, I've had this thought for a while now but,... What about monster fuckers in the pjo universe? Like they HAVE to exist right? Like are there demigods that aren't allowed out if camp, because they're too horny for monsters? Idk man, just thought of it

[demigod-wikihow]

Also, what about mortals that are monster fuckers? Are the half-bloods that are part monster? If so where do they go? What happens to them? Riordan answer me you coward

[demigodbingsearches]

Historically they're put in labyrinths so uh

[demigodgooglesearches]

help i switched the pot brownies and ambrosia which one is which

[failedclone]

Isn’t ambrosia yellow? What kind of pot brownies are you making?

[demigodgooglesearches]

what are you, a cop?

[demigodbingsearches]

mosaic. midori.

BEGONE, BLASPHEMER

[demigodbingsearches]

we all die someday. look at Netscape.

how dare you invoke the names of those long gone

[demigodbingsearches]

Don't die: Crash

I'm going to die just to spite you

[demigodbingsearches]

You can't die yours a search engine

I can pretend

[demigodyahoosearches]

@demigod-wikihow u know what’s totally nuts

[demigod-wikihow]

What is?

[demigodyahoosearches]

okay so bing, right? they can’t—hahaha sorry hold on it’s so funny okay so they can’t tie their shoes ahahaha lmao pranked bro gottem ahaha

[demigod-wikihow]

LMAOOOOOOO BING CAN’T TIE THIER SHOOOOOOOOES

[demigodyahoosearches]

I KNOW

[demigod-wikihow]

HEY EVERYONE @demigodbingsearches CAN’T TIE THIER SHOES

[demigodbingsearches]

What the fuck kind of rumor is this??????

[demigodgooglesearches]

im not as present in the demigod search engine fandom as i should be

[demigodbingsearches]

(no shit)

[demigodbingsearches]

Idk, Hermes?

I respect Hermes

[demigodbingsearches]

That does suck

[demigodbingsearches]

Because kids aren’t always like their parents, like Piper doesn’t seem like a child of Aphrodite, but gods are always attracted to mortal for a reason, like how Aphrodite was attracted to Piper’s Dad because he was a movie star.

Well Sucks For You Because I Am A Search Engine And I Don't Have Parents

[demigodbingsearches]

I couldn’t say unless I met your mortal parent

and why's that

[demigodgooglesearches]

new ask game: what would my godly parent be

[demigodbingsearches]

How to beat someone at the lava climbing wall without burning to death

attach a rope beforehand and be good at climbing it

[demigodbingsearches]

how to get to google

google.com