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“It’s all in my mind”

Independent. Private. Selective.

Anthony J. Crowley of Good Omens.

Loved and Adored by Sparky.

Personals do not reblog.

#[ yodeling: OH BELOVED SPARKY WHOMST I ADORETH!!!#[ please her crowley ? a real good boy! a boy i could get behind!#// ☆ got that special something ; uh finesse i guess? | promos

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‘Cause my monsters are real, and they’re trained how to kill And there’s no comin’ back and they just laughed at how I feel

INDIE MALCOLM BRIGHT FROM PRODIGAL SON WRITTEN BY: MONROE

#[ follow son boy !!! smart boy!!#[ also monroes portrayal? 😍😍😍#// ☆ got that special something ; uh finesse i guess? | promos #gif warning

ooc

gil vc: if it was a matter of throwin’ hands & not some laced tea i would win. u must know this. one of his coworkers: we know, gil. we kno- gil: i would mash him like potatoes during thanksgiving afternoon.

#crack tag tba #// ☆ bit of a blabbermouth. | ooc

″ shoot jessica, i swear i haven’t been avoiding ya. just been swamped, really. up to my eyeballs in it. ″

a fairly poor excuse. might have also been he was aware hiring her son as his profiler wouldn’t exactly have a warm reception. regardless, he took off his coat & hung it on the back of the chair. the restaurant bubbled with pleasant, meaningless chatter.

″ so, what’s been happening on your end? ″

@smcthers for [ ♡ ]

#[ hello hello hello! i adore your jessica!! i love her so im so glad theres someone playing her!!! :>>>!#[ man i cant wait till the show gets to the meat & potatoes of what the whitlys were like post bastard dr.#[ i say that affectionately. martin is funny as hell but hes a real stinker #// ☆ on the clock | threads #smcthers

& ooc

not 2 be back on my bullshit so soon but gil most definitely carried all the bags while jessica & him went shopping for christmas or birthdays. also on halloween he would go trick or treating w/ them & he didn’t wear a costume as much as a pair of glow in the dark vampire teeth he bought last second. you KNOW he did the shitty fake dracula accent too. send tweet.

#// ☆ bit of a blabbermouth. | ooc #[ i think i just need 2 have a banner that says there's gonna be so much found family hcs on this blog #[ watch me say all this & canon is like nah he wasnt that close & yall will catch me weeping in the club

″ ainsley, if you think i don’t know what you’re doing, you’re wrong. as the lieutenant of the nypd, i can’t just go spilling all the details of my cases just because you ask me nicely. points for effort though. ″

his tone was a friendly type of chiding. the type of someone used to the other’s ruses, & appreciates them for their tact. she wasn’t explicitly saying, ″ hey, gramps, give me all the details on that homicide ″ but reading between the lines was a part of his line of work. the wrinkles of his laugh lines deepened with a slight smile.

@reportsis for [ ♡ ]

#[ hello helllooo i am LIVING for ur ainsley #[ hope this is ok! message me if not!#// ☆ on the clock | threads #reportsis

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Headcanon that Gil annoys Malcom with dad jokes

Everyone else can go home. This is the only headcanon that matters to me now. Top 10 of Gil’s favorite Dad Jokes below:

10. “ If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness? “

9. “ A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, “First offender?” She says, “No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!”

8. “ I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day! “

7. “ How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. “

6. “If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?”

5. “Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm it would be justwater.”

4. “ What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod.“

3. “ Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.”

2. “ Today, Malcolm asked "Can I have a book mark?” and I burst into tears. 29 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Gil. “

1. “Hi Tired, I’m Gill”

Malcolm groans and complains anytime Gil tells him one of theses, but he secretly loves it.

#[ ainsley & malcolm: existing peacefully #[ gil w a new dad joke throwing open the door at full speed: LENS FLARE #// ☆ highlighted the bits that mattered in all that rubbish | hcs #// ☆ he's one of us | malcom bright #// ☆ best damn reporter in new york city | ainsley whitly

𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜 | 𝚝𝚢𝚙𝚎 : 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢.

gil, for personal reasons never really visioned himself as the fatherly type. he loved kids, sure, but he always imagined that his work would be too much of a commitment to balance a family around. when he got involved in the surgeon case, everything changed in that field. hell, how could he stand to see two kids & a good mother left alone to face the shitstorm of media? ended up looming a bit, dropping ins to say, “hello mrs. whitly, how have things been?” & bringing take out to them when he picked up the weight of it all grinding too hard on mrs. whitly. eventually becomes a pseudo parent. cemented when christmas rolls around & he’s invited. saves for a bit to buy the kids presents. he has no idea what a kid would want, so his gifts are fairly awful. however, it’s really... nice. he never wants to force himself on the two. all things considered, they lost their father. he is a little hesitant too. sure, he did what was right. dr. whitly was a cold-hearted bastard in his books, but he also was their father. their loving father. he can’t replace him, but he tries to be there for the two. malcolm isn’t really the sports type, but he is in baseball for maybe ten minutes & out of one of the two games he has, gil cobbles together the time. other officers make jokes about him being a dad. he laughs it off, but maybe they have some merit, yanno?

#[ yall: silence #[ me: ANYWAYS about that FOUND FAMILY.#[ they're his KIDS. of course he wont force them to consider him father BUT HE IS DAD IN ESSENCE.#// ☆ highlighted the bits that mattered in all that rubbish | hcs #// ☆ he's one of us | malcom bright #// ☆ a good mother. been through some shit | jessica whitly #// ☆ same old same old | visage #// ☆ best damn reporter in new york city | ainsley whitly #long post?

″ kid, & just so you know, i’m saying this from a place of concern, not to harp on you or whatever, you look like DEATH WARMED OVER. y’sure you got it in you for the job today? i can get you up to speed later, y’know. ″

hand clasped bright’s shoulder for a moment, an assuring squeeze but altogether brief. the other broad palm had a coffee, which he extended towards his junior. very vaguely, he wondered if the last time he SLEPT for over an hour was when he was BIT BY A VENOMOUS SNAKE. over all, not a good sign by any stretch of the imagination.

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#[ hope this is alright!!#[ ur aesthetic btw? heart eyes 4 days #// ☆ on the clock | threads #brightprofiler

″ surprised you managed to get as much from the bodyˌˌˌ given we only have a fourth of the thing. ″

was a hard nut to crack; only an arm had been found. though there was a silver lining, if this person had ever been fingerprinted they might be able to get a hit on it.

″ so, walk me through it again: white, obviously &ˌ ˌ ˌ? ″

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#crowleyisms #[ hope this is gooood! lemme know if u want smth else <3 #// ☆ on the clock | threads

& STARTER CALL. length varies!

#// ☆ all started with a prank call. | starter call #[ specify muse if multimuse! <3

& i will make a traditional promo in the morning but until then,,, promote ur father. serving up an indie private gil arroyo fron p.rodigal son. comes with heaps of found family & helping ur adopted son get some fuckin sleep

#// ☆ bit of a blabbermouth. | ooc #// ☆ somebody's got an ego | self promo #prodigal son rp

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Malcolm: Do I even weigh anything to you?

Gil: Nope. It's like holding a couple of grapes.

#// ☆ he's one of us | malcom bright #// ☆ not much of a talker; when he spoke they listened. | musings

& 𝙩𝙖𝙜 𝙙𝙧𝙤𝙥.

#// ☆ he's one of us | malcom bright #// ☆ you were right; he was going to kill me. | martin whitly #// ☆ sharpest wits ; good head on her shoulders | dani powell #// ☆ not the best with snakes | edrisa tanaka #// ☆ rough around the edges | jt tarmel #// ☆ best damn reporter in new york city | ainsley whitly #// ☆ a good mother. been through some shit | jessica whitly #// ☆ same old same old | visage

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