*yells* MARY IS NOT SMARTER THAN MYCROFT.
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@fatlockandfeeding
*yells* MARY IS NOT SMARTER THAN MYCROFT.
*tentative wave*
I need to apologise for being so long gone. Life has been...a little more than intense. I'll try to be around more, but can't make explicit promises. I have missed you all though :)
Sherlock forgets about the amount of weight he put on and gets stuck somewhere stupid in the house, John can't do anything to help for laughing and touching himself
Yesssss
Just dropping by to let you think about this: fat!Sherlock eating a big banoffe pie that John made for him and he's balancing it on the top on his chubby belly because,well, there's not much room in his lap nowadays.
Oh oh oh yes please!
PLEASE I NEED HELP and I know this is a dumb question but how can I see the Sherlock special online. Like do you have a link maybe?? I looked it up and I couldn't find it :(
Not a clue, sorry babe
Go to Hola.com and it will give you a British IP. Then you can watch it on BBC iPlayer
sherlock inside his head thinks mycroft enjoys humiliating him but mycroft in real life loves sherlock and keeps notes about his relapses in a tiny notebook why this
THAT WAS THE NOTEBOOK HE HAD IN ASIP WHEN HE KIDNAPPED JOHN AND READ WHAT HIS THERAPIST SAID
THAT IS MYCROFT’S EVERYTHING-ABOUT-SHERLOCK-NOTEBOOK
IT HAS INFO ABOUT JOHN
IT SAYS REDBEARD
HE PUTS THE DRUGS LIST IN THERE
MYCROFT HAS HAD A DEDICATED SHERLOCK NOTEBOOK FOR YEARS
AND SHERLOCK THINKS HE DOESN’T CARE
I AM GOING TO PEEL OFF MY OWN FACE
OH GO AWAY. No.
Why do you think he believes caring is not an advantage? He knows first hand.
Just leave me to die.
Different approaches to the legwork of digging up a body.
*whispers* Fatlock is canon before Johnlock... *scuttles away*
Chapter 5 of Stepping Out is up!
Hi all, thanks for your patience! Here’s chapter 5, and things are starting to heat up a bit! This way for Mystrade omegaverse unilock. Reviews are GREATLY appreciated :).
http://archiveofourown.org/works/3706633/chapters/8203671
Chapter Four is Up!
I’m not promising updates every few days, but this time...this way for unilock mystrade omegaverse!
Stepping Out Chapter 4:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/3706633/chapters/10033526
Chapter 3 of Stepping Out is up!
Heyyyyy guys so so sorry for the delay, but at least I gave you something meaty to feast on this chapter. Please check it out. There’s smut...so...come this way for mystrade unilock omegaverse times, featuring punk!Greg! *Waits for comments and love*
http://archiveofourown.org/works/3706633/chapters/9981764
...Still shopping around that Sherlock-goes-into-labour-not-knowing-he-was-pregnant prompt...takers?
Has anyone ever craved I-didn’t-know-I-was-pregnant!lock SO hard or am I the only one? I’m shopping a prompt around omegle but no one’s biting. Send an ask if you’re interested. :)
...fatlock, we have a arrived.
Also hey, chubbyjohnwatson you’re famous!
Stepping Out chapter 2 is up! :)
Please meander over if you like unilock, Mystrade, and omegaverse :).
http://archiveofourown.org/works/3706633/chapters/8351689
A new fic!
Hey guys! I started a omegalock fic! It’s Mystrade, unilock, and will be multichapter. Please check it out!
It’s called Stepping Out:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/3706633/chapters/8203671
Can I just say how much I love it that there seems to be a general consensus in the fatlock fandom that Fat!Sherlock loves Banoffee pie?