Fries, Lies, and Thunder Thighs.

Some friends are fat and like it like that 

[iguanamouth]

colin and i found this sonic underground scene over a year ago and ive thought about the noise sonic makes every single day since

[sneakyfeets]

you think the sound couldn’t possibly be that funny and then it is

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[teathattast]

This is what sleep-deprivation induced psychosis feels like

[ruinedchildhood]

[corporation-cats]

[hushhatake]

their girl group choreography is amazing… how do i hire them 

[nuur-iyo-naxariis]

the caption reads: “I’m trying to give him positive role models”

[sweettoothinsomniac]

Okay so I have never watched a Shane Dawson video ever so I don’t know if I like him or not, but I’ve seen his face on the internet and his features really reminded me that of rumplestiltskin on the last Shrek.

[respectfulmemes]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[ejacutastic]

me when someone tries to interrupt God kicking my fucking ass

[heelhozier]

HNFNFJSJAJAJDJJGKDS

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

women be downloading pdfs

[weeb-potato]

When your friend does something stupid in public and you can’t stop them:

[taquito]

the cashier asked me how im gonna pay like in terms of cash or card and i just said “money” cause i meant cash and she went “thats how it works”

[deaddolin]

im the cashier

[meatpower]

therapist: modded sims 4 kids aren’t real. they can’t hurt you

modded sims 4 kids:

[ragnarachael]

hozier really came out here and changed his link to his merch on his site to “take me to merch” and this is the best way to remember he’s a fucking millennial.

[avocadosmitty]

Same energy

[strongbowdarkfruit]

i’m glad papa smurf wasn’t called daddy smurf that was a close call

[karazrel]

hozier is literally the only valid man