Feminism's End Game is for All Women to be Fat Sluts
Today, the modern feminism movement can be boiled down to one thing: allowing Western women to be fat sluts. They are fighting for the right to look as ghastly as they want while being able to ride one-hundred cocks without being judged.
While old-school feminists like the National Organization of Women (NOW) still have legislative goals in the form of affirmative action and ending sex slavery once and for all, the millennial feminist you know so well—who forms the main readership of a site like Jezebel—is primarily concerned with eliminating fat and slut “shaming.” In other words, they want to fuck whomever they want while being a “healthy weight,” which is enigma code for F-A-T.
You’re damn right we are.
We are FAT.
We like SEX.
DEAL WITH IT.
FAT SLUTS 4LYFE
TAKING OVER THE FUCKING WORLD WITH OUR UNAPOLOGETIC FAT SEX AND COPIOUS BODY ROLLS
OUR CONDITION IS CONTAGIOUS AND WE WILL NOT STOP UNTIL THE ENTIRE PLANET COMPLIES
PREPARE YOURSELVES MOTHERFUCKERS
THE FAT FANCY ~OBESITY EPIDEMIC~ AND SLUT ENTHUSIAST REVOLUTION IS IMMINENT
GET FUCKING USED TO IT
LOLOLOLOLOL OP. Oh, totally. Totally. Right on.
OH YEAH
