colifower

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[colifower]

Colifower's Masterpost

Welcome to colifower's masterpost. Please be kind to me <3

Bottomthoruary masterlist 2024

Colifower's introduction to Cosmere!

Bottomthoruary masterlist 2023

Tessember masterlist 2021

[luntfontanne]

damn he really is an all-time poster

[ferrethaver]

i love you lesbians and bisexual women in my phone you make my days brighter happy pride

[yunihong]

A gentle reminder 🌈🤍

[super-nova5045]

and just when you think you’re at your absolute lowest a blonde motherfucker comes along and makes everything so much worse

[charlesoberonn]

Female Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beard

Remaining time: 4 days 23 hours

[charlesoberonn]

Child Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 4 days 23 hours

[charlesoberonn]

Baby Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 4 days 23 hours

[charlesoberonn]

They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.

[minotauri]

ocean sounds for those of you who need it

[spankerella]

@ perfectunion

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[dykesynthezoid]

well. new WIP based off of these two posts

[liarsblade]

Fanfiction is cool because you get to learn what other people's parents taught them the hymen is like

[liarsblade]

I know that I had somewhat unusually comprehensive sex ed but it still surprises me every time I'm reminded that some people genuinely think that losing your virginity is a capri sun kind of situation.

[musiicpix3l]

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

[catchymemes]

[slaviclore]

You still have to go somewhere else in the EU to actually get married, but this is a great step. It's queern time everybody!

[slaviclore]

Momentum!!

[tenitchyfingers]

“We chose the term “asexual” to describe ourselves because both “celibate” and “anti-sexual” have connotations we wished to avoid: the first implies that one has sacrificed sexuality for some higher good, the second that sexuality is degrading or somehow inherently bad. “Asexual”, as we use it, does not mean “without sex” but “relating sexually to no one”. This does not, of course, exclude masturbation but implies that if one has sexual feelings they do not require another person for their expression. Asexuality is, simply, self-contained sexuality.”

— The Asexual Manifesto, Lisa Orlando and Barbara Getz, 1972

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

Note the date, people:

That’s 1972

29 years before AVEN was started online,

and 47 years before the present.

And that’s only the date that Manifesto was written, so asexuals as members of a community must have existed at least some time before that.

So, no: we are not just Tumblr trenders. Get out of here with that.

[queerhumanbeing]

supporting my asexual friends and foes by rebbloging this

[freyjawriter24]

It’s 50 years this month since the first version of the Asexual Manifesto was written. Aces have been writing about our experiences under this name for at least half a century. We are not an internet fad.

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official

[veryluckyclovers]

[escuerzoresucitado]