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Alfred: When master Damian was born, the Gods said, "He's too perfect for this world."

Tim: Please. When he was born, the devil said, "ooh, competition."

Vex: You used to be shy, now you're a whore.

Scanlan: Character development<3

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Pike: Hey, Scanlan? Can you help with the zipper, please?

Scanlan: Sure.

Pike:

Pike: UP, Scanlan.

Scanlan: Right, sorry.

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Kaminari: I think I'm coming down with something. I've been feeling nauseous lately.

Shinso: Maybe you're pregnant.

Kaminari:

Shinso:

Kaminari: I don't know who's the bigger idiot right now, you because you suggested it, or me because I had a fucking heart attack.

Chifuyu: I heard about your engagement.

Hina: It's wonderful, isn't it?

Chifuyu: Yeah, for him. You could probably do better.

Takemicchi, from the next room: I CAN HEAR YOU!

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*Texting*

Denki: Wyd?

Jiro: Just ordered nuggets.

Denki: I wish I were nuggets and then I could hang out in your tummy.

Jiro:

Jiro: The fuck did you just say to me?

Izuku: The path to inner peace starts with just four words.

Bakugo: Not our fucking problem.

Jason: You treat outside wounds rubbing alcohol.

Jason: You treat inside wounds drinking alcohol.

Jason: Ha!I Saved you!

Dick: From the very peril you put me in?

Jason: I've got all my bases covered!

Damian: I'm not saying I hate people.

Dick:...but?

Damian: I just wish some of them would evaporate.

Damian: I hope no one lowkey hates me.

Damian: Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being.

Damian: Go big or go home.

Bruce: Can we come and stay over at your place tonight?

Dick: Sure, but what's wrong with the manor?

Bruce: Well, it's apparently haunted and Jason and Damian don't actually know how to perform an exorcism, so they're just violently throwing salt at the ghosts and yelling "DO WE LOOK LIKE A FUCKING HOTEL TO YOU!?"

Jason: You say "Please" and "Thank you" in front of Damian all the time, and he never repeats it.

Jason: But you call Bruce an "Ass-faced motherfucker" ONE TIME.

Daichi: What did you two do?

Noya:

Hinata:

Daichi: You're not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

Damian: Father asked me. "If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you?"

Damian: Father, it'd my idea. You birthed a leader, not a follower.

Y/N: Hey, Jason, can you help with the zipper?

Jason: Sure.

Y/N:

Y/N: UP, Jason.

Jason: Right, sorry.

Jason, making a cup of tea: Yeah, get into that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.

Damian: Do you take critisism?

Jason: I absolutely fucking do not.

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