fattycatnip

[albertserra]

2020s horror movies are just like. What if an old man…. WAS NAKEDDDDD 😱😱😱😱‼️‼️‼️‼️🤯🤯🤯🤯🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣

[sweatermuppet]

"irreversible side effects of HRT" all of life is irreversible. i cannot go back a single second in time

[sweatermuppet]

also i know what i want. i know the risks. everything has risk. i am already living! why am i living half a life because of what YOU fear? stop talking down to transsexuals

[vivinezz000]

[fattycatnip]

oh ew tumblr redesign

[grorges]

[sleepy-za]

has someone does this yet

[normalwizard]

White boy shocks staff at chinese restaurant by ordering in perfect ancient sumerian

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

yes i was the one who fucking chest bumped your boyfriend. it was my fault your boyfriend flew across the sky like a comet and i refuse to apologize. he was beautiful

[thereforealiar]

much like the minotaur I am a creature in some sort of situation

[figdays]

Calico Critters Cat Clowns // TheBeesesKneeses

[sonority-one]

Peggy. I could not help but overhear via the listening devices I installed in your home that Hank is now streaming on Twitch.

[sonority-one]

Dale, for once your lack of regard for our boundaries has saved me some effort. He insists his grill streams will promote propane awareness but he has gone too far.

[sonority-one]

Oh, I don't know Peggy, he seems to really be having fun with it! Plus the cat ear headphones are kinda cute.

[sonority-one]

The what.

[sonority-one]

Bahaha Hank out here shillin propane like a gotdang egirl talk about them propane emoji hotdog water somethin else man I tell ya hwhat. can't gotdang hear him over streamlabs noise goin pew pew pew talkin bout donatin bits n shit man, pogchamps in the chat and dogs on the grill, real piece of work man.

[sonority-one]

Hank, you have got to stop this! Think of your family!

[sonority-one]

Peggy, I can't end the stream now, I'm getting "Pogs in the chat." That means people think propane is cool!

[sonority-one]

I got this, Peggy.

[sonority-one]

Hank, have you heard of something called "Rule 34?"

[sonority-one]

[sonority-one]

BWAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[c-53]

I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’

[c-53]

Saying ‘you should be bad!!’ In like Gay Voice to a white woman at starbucks has like the same psychological impact as going like ‘who’s a good boy?’ To a dog. It makes them so excited in a really endearing way.

[saudadite]

nothing but respect for daydrinkers. it's a divine ritual

[krinklefry87]

TOP 7 MOST NORMAL GUYS!!!!!!

[shinyarcs]

gummy yugi i did in aggie a while ago

[fishgummy]

webtoon commenter: oh my gods i love my gaybies SO MUCH webtoon is my life T_T (EDIT: ty for all the upvotes aaaa this is my first top comment i- 👁️👄👁️)

deep-sea snailfish in the mariana trench: *moves one inch*

[coyotepretty]

opening of Serial Experiments Lain for the episode that aired after 9/11