call that boy twin towers the way im tryna hit

Blythe | he/him | tme | adult | i love anything forever

[lmaonade]

the hate raiden got in mgs2 was insane. they gave us a beautiful blonde boy with birthing hips a skin tight suit and a katana and people were mad. like getting pissed at winning the lottery

[demilypyro]

skyler: I fucked Ted

walter: that's awesome Skyler I'm glad we decided to have an open marriage so you can find comfort in other people while I focus on my thriving meth business. say hi to Ted for me

[paper--machete]

HOW TO DODGE TALENT SHOW DRAFT

[paper--machete]

I DONT WANT TO SAVE THE TOWN

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[fernsnailz]

so did pjackk say anything before he got bload up again or did his corpse just kinda roll through here like a tumbleweed

[kittaykattz]

his final message. goodbye

[goodgirl-inc]

Check the date, any calendar

[infectiouspiss]

if i was paul mccartney i'd [realises i don't know enough about the beatles to finish this] [remembers i don't need to "know things"] call john lennon a faggot

[niidsch]

Hamsterz Life ✰ 2006

[prontaentrega]

carlos alonso was so right argentina is about meat is about violence is about state terrorism is about colonialism is about meat is about sex is about meat is about autopsies is about culture is about mutilation is about meat is about meat is about meat

[prontaentrega]

carne de primera / gran tango / sin pan y sin trabajo (reversión de La Cárcova) / la lección de anatomía / la lección de anatomia / los camilleros / carne de primera

[impactstab]

dizzy's birth

[zegalba]

Every Yu-Gi-Oh! Card ever made displayed at Shinjuku Station Underpass, Japan (2016)

[kaylmao]

just molted for the first time ama

[evil-sludge]

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

[kaylmao]

ok no more questions

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

[auroroboros1]

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

[dragongirlsweetie]

it only happens with the simpsons

[auroroboros1]

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Dragon's right, if you remove all the Simpsons characters from Death Note it hardly changes anything

[somedeimi1]

Sleepover

[brhj]

[mewwon]

Sexting like “makes sense. sounds good to me.”