my haters are tomaters

J𓆟 >20, <30 𓆞 they/them𓆝 ♆

[normalwizard]

intro ❤️‍🔥

please, call me Normal, Mr Wizard was my father. Any pronouns. Somewhere between the age of 20 and 30. by bio has a link, click it.

Glean my personality from these sigils

[eldritchbauble]

Therapy journaling today.

[segamascott]

[mrcmxwll]

tominzay

[corrya]

I think about this like once a day

[bladedamus]

If I'm over your house just know I'm dry humping the furniture whenever you go to the bathroom.

[thefugitivesaint]

Harry Clarke (1889-1931), 'Judith slaying Holofernes', no date Source

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[laterkiss]

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

[laterkiss]

wanting to get shot in the head for wanting something is also wanting

[drizzledrawings]

Im so used to my queer echochamber that when a woman doesnt have armpit hair its like a jumpscare

[illegaldownload]

i love bald women

[illegaldownload]

let's replace veterans day with bald women day

[angelicguy]

*talking loudly to my fat golf friends* now jeez… chevy chase. if he had a pussy i would lay him out like pizza dough

[mtfdomme]

Can you describe your dick for us? 🤤

Louder than Gods revolver and twice as shiny

[mtfdomme]

Can you describe your dick for us? 🤤

Louder than Gods revolver and twice as shiny

[fantasticfinnie]

happy pride month chat

[batshit-auspol]

Here's our most requested item: Bob Katter's same-sex marriage speech, in all its unhinged glory

Follow for more Batshit Moments in Australian politics!

[yuriinullification]

isn't it kinda wild how you'd be a completely unrecognizable person compared to who you are now if all that shit hadn't happened