Alphonso Poopoo Fatty III

Sad Queer Fat Kinky Princess. +18

[fattyfemmebot]

Is anyone still here?

[thefinalgrl]

me two hours after i should have gone to bed: time to solve the jonbenet ramsey case

[ashestoashesjc]

me, a sensible boy, feeling a tickle: just your leg hair, calm down

caveman brain: it is so many spiders

[be-your-luve]

bonus:

[the-real-eye-to-see]

There is nothing this man can’t do!

[sashayed]

Did u guys know that Terry Crews – who grew up in Flint, Mich., and earned an arts scholarship to Interlochen before his full ride as a college football player  – just launched a contemporary furniture line?

Terry loves clean silhouettes and trying new stuff.

[rosalindrobertson]

If I can shake four grand out of the couch I’m getting that Lilypad Chair.

[beautifulgiants]

http://www.latimes.com/home/la-hm-terry-crews-furniture-20170603-story.html

[kamonra]

This is the money pentacle. Reblog and unexpected money will come to you!

[darkcocosb-blog]

Shiiiiit. I reblogged, and I got $750 in two days for basically nothing! The first day this client/POT asked my agent to invite some girls and I to his end. We basically sipped wine and left with $500 each. He called me yesterday and we took a ride on my highway and gave me $250😂😂😂. Money blogs everyday any day!

[soflobrat]

Won’t chance it.

[br0wnsugarandspice]

Yo this shit works not even gonna front like I didn’t just get money

[tastelikehoney-sb-deactivated20]

Let me reblog this 2x then 😂

[nudiemuse]

Do the thing pls

[quickweaves]

im screaming it worked lmfao

[hunter-dahl-deactivated20161208]

Not to be a “tumblr witch” but I’ll try anything twice

[dunsparce]

Guys…. I didn’t think it would work but wtf….I just checked my email…

I have an extra $600 I didn’t have before ;____;

[jaxblade]

Lets go!

[mancandykings]

Daniel Kaluuya

photographed by Thomas Whiteside for GQ Magazine March 2018

[catpda]

how can ppl say cats dont have feelings like. 

when my cat got deadly sick she refused to eat a single thing and it had been days but when i started crying she ate just a little bit, and upon seeing how happy it made me, kept doing it whenever she could.

now whenever im sad or crying she finds wherever i am with a mouthful of food and eats the pieces one by one, every time looking up at me making sure i was watching her eat it all because she knew it made me happy. and it DOES make me happy

i love cats!!! 

[catpda]

im so glad my little Foofy has touched everyone’s hearts… she luvs you all

[pazdelahuertafanclub2005-deacti]

love is a fucking scam. eat a mango bitch

[pazdelahuertafanclub2005-deacti]

post cancelled. love is real. eat a mango with someone you love

[mageknight14]

Character development.

[marleyq]

[black-kids]

[braedroll]

chaotic good

[accras]

Chadwick on The View [x]

[bitcheslovepearls]

SAME SIS, SAME.

[accras]

“These two young Black boys talking about which #BlackPanther characters they are is everything. Representation!” [x]

[glendathegoodone]

Representation matters!

[queenstravelingdarling]

“I’m this one” me right now

[sixpenceee]

If the moon were at the same distance as the ISS 

[cave-canemm]

Well this is fucking terrifying

[cheese24k]

[perksofbeingacheesestick-deacti]

omfg the tears

[anniephantom]

found a new fucking favorite song right here

[dewgonite]

Evening made

[spidersontheweb-deactivated2014]

2 seconds in and I reblogged.

[unstable-biotic-deactivated2015]

its about time tumblr found this

[andfollowthesun]

reasons why Shuri was the best character in black panther

sees her brother after a v dangerous mission and immediately roasts him

continues to roast him throughout the movie despite a) him being king and b) them being in a political crisis

a small selection of things she roasts him on

his ex

his shoes

his old outdated technology

his ass getting kicked by her inventions

“WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSEEEE?” a true memelord

“don’t frighten me like that coloniser!”

pretends to challenge t’challa for the throne for the drama of it all 

somehow finds the time to completely redo her hair and outfit in a political crisis? iconic

sees things in science fiction and invents them

names said inventions after bad puns

always striving for improvement & understands that just because something works doesn’t mean it can’t be improved

“great, another broken white boy for us to fix” she Knows

wants to go to california for disneyland and coachella

checks which side of the road to drive on in the middle of a car chase bc she’s responsible

she’s literally the smartest person on earth??? at 16?? in a world where tony stark and bruce banner exist?????? how can you not love her

[tastefullyoffensive]

When you realize the human is trying to bathe you. (via tintin45450721)

[stripedsilverfeline]

The damning mew of utter betrayal.

[lord-kitschener]

Top 10 Anime Betrayals

[blackpantherdaily]

A Look™