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Beach day update: Former beach-body status has officially been replaced by ‘professional waistband stress tester’. Bro’s out here sunbathing while his belly is trying to become its own tourist attraction. The only sixpack in this picture is the one he’s thinking about ordering. He’s not doomscrolling, he’s waiting for gravity to tuck his stomach back in. He used to catch rays, but now his pudgy tummy’s catching them first and he prefers ‘Lays’ instead. This fatso’s lying there like he’s charging his phone, but it’s his chubby belly that’s at 100%. That waistband isn’t holding his jeans up anymore, it’s negotiating a peace treaty with that squishy stomach trying to escape.















