[perception-filter]

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

[dollbandcry]

[hailed-marys]

While he is the cool woke teacher he does occasionally mess up

[duketod]

[hemipenal-system]

the birdlike dragon would like to lay on top of you lovelystyle. you will not regret being incubated

[tuherrus]

hail, mary, full of grace

pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death

[alexxuun]

More Rocktiz but he now have an extra arm!

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

[iraffiruse]

[tim-official]

see every time i see this status i get angry because i’ve played through literally every scenario in rct1 and there is no place where this is a thing. there is never more than one park per map. and in rct2 you can’t make that happen i the scenario editor either. it is not remotely within the game’s functionality to simulate two discrete parks and these games were coded in assembly for christ sake so it’s not like someone modded it in by adding the line “int const TOTAL_NUM_POSSIBLE_PARKS = 2;”. there is no conceivable way this post is anything close to true and even though i know how writing all this out reflects upon me as a person and even though i know exactly how meaningless and trifling of a takedown attempt this is on some random facebook screencap with hundreds of thousands of notes im going to post it anyway because i’m too petty to have any say in the matter

[tendebill]

grace & rocky hug in zero-g <3

(no-xenonite version under the cut!)

[horsewheelie]

I'm never going to hell

[puncertainty]

they did heelys in space…

[pansyfemme]

it really is crazy how there are so many influencers with millions of followers i have never heard of in my life

[pansyfemme]

every day someone is like ‘have you heard about the situation with johnny youtube?’ and i go. pardon. who the hell is that

[techiecentral]

dont say that ur awesome sauce

[hemipenal-system]

some of you dont actually love trans women you just want to fuck them. you’re not an ally you just have unresolved futanari fantasies

[hemipenal-system]

ok i made that other post private bc that guy had an “oh im the asshole here arent i” moment but i do still wanna talk about that a bit

sexual desire isn’t allyship and never has been. not least because it means as soon as a trans woman isn’t attractive or sexually available to you, you will stop caring about her if you frame your desire to get topped* by her as supporting her

*because it’s always getting topped. no one ever wants to top the trans girl. hmm i wonder why

[hemipenal-system]

see the thing is that once you actually do believe that trans women and cis women are more similar than different everything sorta locks in. in this case, it's the idea that objectification and sexual attraction aren't any meaningful support for trans women, the same way they aren't for cis women. remember that trend a couple months ago with like, the guys who performatively carried around feminist literature to try to make themselves seem safe and approachable to women to try to get laid? it's kinda like that. you have to actually be a (trans)feminist you can't just do it for the sex

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[meme-loving-stuck]

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

[raptorgirlfeathers]

creature fact: you have just been bited