#2 Peppino Hater

[fauricefetsman]

INTRODUCTION.

names faurice. im obligated to make this i guess

(This blog is a direct clone of @mauricemetsfan !!)

i guess i gotta make rules. uhhh

RULES.

have common sense. dont post anything relating to nsfw or harassment or stuff like that,

dont spam the inbox,

dont do anything to the characters without permission,

my wifey and son dont really talk much so they aint askable yet boohooey. its just me

thats me btw arent i handsome

im not lightning mcqueen or sumthin be patient for me to answer things

[fauricefetsman]

(Somewhere in Maurices backyard, a bush rustles quietly.)

(He is here, watching. He is learning how to 'Maurice-' How to be the 10$ Man.)

(Lets Justr say..,,, He. Sure is learning. Something.!!!!)

(Faurice Will Remember This. )

[fauricefetsman]

(Well, that's Faurice. He's picking up sticks, for whatever reason. Maybe to show off to Omni? Who nose 👃)

...

(Hark! What's that sound? The sound of an engine humming, perchance? Perchance. What is he to do?!)

(He started running. Running as fast as he could- but he couldn't fully outrun it. In the blink of an eye...)

...

. . .·-

(CRASH!)

(He ain't nothing more than roadkill, twitching, stupid and ugly...)

(I Guess The Chariot Really Is Unstoppable.)

[fauricefetsman]

The Reboot

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

[ WILL YOU BE REBOOTED TOO? ]

[fauricefetsman]

Probably yeah I'm just waiting for it to happen

[fauricefetsman]

The Reboot

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

[ I'm scared. ]

[fauricefetsman]

the netherrrr

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

STOHOHOOOPPPP

[fauricefetsman]

SORRY POOKUMS

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

[ I HATE SLANG THAT WAS THE WORST PART OF THE INTERNET I LEARNED ]

[fauricefetsman]

SORRYYY I DIDNT KNOWWW

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

[fauricefetsman]

BAAHHHHHH!!!!!! i wont do it again ok

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

You Better Not ....

[fauricefetsman]

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

what

[fauricefetsman]

baki mi okay

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

[ I'm scared. ]

[fauricefetsman]

the netherrrr

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

STOHOHOOOPPPP

[fauricefetsman]

SORRY POOKUMS

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

[ I HATE SLANG THAT WAS THE WORST PART OF THE INTERNET I LEARNED ]

[fauricefetsman]

SORRYYY I DIDNT KNOWWW

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

[fauricefetsman]

BAAHHHHHH!!!!!! i wont do it again ok

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

You Better Not ....

[fauricefetsman]

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

[ I'm scared. ]

[fauricefetsman]

the netherrrr

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

STOHOHOOOPPPP

[fauricefetsman]

SORRY POOKUMS

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

[ I HATE SLANG THAT WAS THE WORST PART OF THE INTERNET I LEARNED ]

[fauricefetsman]

SORRYYY I DIDNT KNOWWW

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

[fauricefetsman]

BAAHHHHHH!!!!!! i wont do it again ok

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

[ I'm scared. ]

[fauricefetsman]

the netherrrr

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

STOHOHOOOPPPP

[fauricefetsman]

SORRY POOKUMS

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

[ I HATE SLANG THAT WAS THE WORST PART OF THE INTERNET I LEARNED ]

[fauricefetsman]

SORRYYY I DIDNT KNOWWW

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

[ I'm scared. ]

[fauricefetsman]

the netherrrr

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

STOHOHOOOPPPP

[fauricefetsman]

SORRY POOKUMS

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

[ I'm scared. ]

[fauricefetsman]

the netherrrr

[fauricefetsman]

my ski buddy went to the toilet

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

[ WHY HAS MY CREATOR STOPPED DOING THINGS RELATING TO ME? AM I BORING? DO I NEED TO CHANGE? ]

[fauricefetsman]

no the anons and shit just dont like fucking with you 🕊️

hi btw

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

... Oh.

[ GREETINGS. ]

[fauricefetsman]

hhiiiii!!!! sorry for dissapearing they took me out back and shot me like three times in the stomach lmao

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

............pleasdontjokeaboutthat

[fauricefetsman]

ah shit sorry man (i wasnt joking)

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

... *Electronic beeping that sounds a lot like wailing*

[fauricefetsman]

WOW chill out dude im alright now!!! i ated them all as revenge!!!! its fine man!!!!

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

*LOUDER wailing-like beeps*

[fauricefetsman]

(Panicking.)

WHY ARE YOU STILL WAILING

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

[ WHYY WOULD ANYOENE DDO THAT TO YOU ]

*insert static noises where the misspellings are*

[fauricefetsman]

I DUNNO BUT IM A-OKAY NOW-!! THEY WERE PROBABLY ONE OF THE GUYS WHO'S DOG I ATE THAT ONE TIME

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

[ WUEEEAAAGHHEERGHHHH ]

[fauricefetsman]

. BAH!!!

(He gave Omni a BIIIIG SMOOCH.)

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

!!!!!!!!!

[ WARNING. SYSTEMS CRITICALLY OVERHEATING. ]

[fauricefetsman]

(Scream. He picked up omni and RAN to the nearest freezer, shoving him in.)

DONT DIE ON ME!!!!!

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

UEOWAAOA7SEOWJDUDHRHFHF,###EUEH###########CONGELA##########RJWJWJEEHBRHWJ2J2HWHE

*He's now trying desperately to escape.*

[fauricefetsman]

(Blinkblink. He took Omni out.)

SHIT SORRY MAN I DIDNT THINK YOU'D REACT LIKE THAT-

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

*He clung onto Faurice painfully tightly.*

Bad.... Err... [ CAESAR, THE MAN I'M REPLACING HAS BAD MEMORIES OF THE COLD. I AM... UNFORTUNATELY FORCED TO DEAL WITH IT, TOO. ]

[fauricefetsman]

(Squeak! He hugged Omni.)

OHhh... mman, i wish i could like, remove that or something. wonder whyy...

(Shrug.)

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

[ Congelatore. A prison he was trapped in for ... ]

[ Strange. I have forgotten. That is atypical for robots. ]

[fauricefetsman]

(He nodded along, then shrugged.)

probably isnt that important if you forgot!

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

*fun fact! This is solely because I forgot too 🕊️*

[ PERHAPS. ]

[fauricefetsman]

... hey, you sound like your feelin better!!! sweeet.

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

Thnak you.

*AND YOU JUST HAVE TO RUIN IT*

[fauricefetsman]

YIIIPEEEEEE!!!!

(Mwa.)

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

...

*he pressed his face against Faurice, trying to kiss him back*

[fauricefetsman]

(Giggling.)

YAYY!!!

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

I wish I had lips.

[fauricefetsman]

when I learn how to build stuff, i can give you lips!!! >:D

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

YAAAYY! *He threw his hands in the air, his form flickering to that of Pizzamaurice for a split second*

[fauricefetsman]

YEAAA- what

(Blinkblink.)

wwooowww........

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

Huh?

[fauricefetsman]

you like. changed into someone else for like. a second

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

.... Fascinating. *It happened again! This time, Fratelli.*

[fauricefetsman]

IT HAPPENED AGAIN!!!!!

(pointpointpoint)

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

I don't really... See it, are you sure?

[fauricefetsman]

YEAHH!!! I KNOW i havent eaten any weird mushrooms recently, so i CANT be hallucinating....

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

Weird... I should consult my in-canon creator.

[fauricefetsman]

yeah!!!! maybe he knows!!!!

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

[ WHY HAS MY CREATOR STOPPED DOING THINGS RELATING TO ME? AM I BORING? DO I NEED TO CHANGE? ]

[fauricefetsman]

no the anons and shit just dont like fucking with you 🕊️

hi btw

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

... Oh.

[ GREETINGS. ]

[fauricefetsman]

hhiiiii!!!! sorry for dissapearing they took me out back and shot me like three times in the stomach lmao

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

............pleasdontjokeaboutthat

[fauricefetsman]

ah shit sorry man (i wasnt joking)

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

... *Electronic beeping that sounds a lot like wailing*

[fauricefetsman]

WOW chill out dude im alright now!!! i ated them all as revenge!!!! its fine man!!!!

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

*LOUDER wailing-like beeps*

[fauricefetsman]

(Panicking.)

WHY ARE YOU STILL WAILING

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

[ WHYY WOULD ANYOENE DDO THAT TO YOU ]

*insert static noises where the misspellings are*

[fauricefetsman]

I DUNNO BUT IM A-OKAY NOW-!! THEY WERE PROBABLY ONE OF THE GUYS WHO'S DOG I ATE THAT ONE TIME

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

[ WUEEEAAAGHHEERGHHHH ]

[fauricefetsman]

. BAH!!!

(He gave Omni a BIIIIG SMOOCH.)

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

!!!!!!!!!

[ WARNING. SYSTEMS CRITICALLY OVERHEATING. ]

[fauricefetsman]

(Scream. He picked up omni and RAN to the nearest freezer, shoving him in.)

DONT DIE ON ME!!!!!

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

UEOWAAOA7SEOWJDUDHRHFHF,###EUEH###########CONGELA##########RJWJWJEEHBRHWJ2J2HWHE

*He's now trying desperately to escape.*

[fauricefetsman]

(Blinkblink. He took Omni out.)

SHIT SORRY MAN I DIDNT THINK YOU'D REACT LIKE THAT-

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

*He clung onto Faurice painfully tightly.*

Bad.... Err... [ CAESAR, THE MAN I'M REPLACING HAS BAD MEMORIES OF THE COLD. I AM... UNFORTUNATELY FORCED TO DEAL WITH IT, TOO. ]

[fauricefetsman]

(Squeak! He hugged Omni.)

OHhh... mman, i wish i could like, remove that or something. wonder whyy...

(Shrug.)

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

[ Congelatore. A prison he was trapped in for ... ]

[ Strange. I have forgotten. That is atypical for robots. ]

[fauricefetsman]

(He nodded along, then shrugged.)

probably isnt that important if you forgot!

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

*fun fact! This is solely because I forgot too 🕊️*

[ PERHAPS. ]

[fauricefetsman]

... hey, you sound like your feelin better!!! sweeet.

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

Thnak you.

*AND YOU JUST HAVE TO RUIN IT*

[fauricefetsman]

YIIIPEEEEEE!!!!

(Mwa.)

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

...

*he pressed his face against Faurice, trying to kiss him back*

[fauricefetsman]

(Giggling.)

YAYY!!!

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

I wish I had lips.

[fauricefetsman]

when I learn how to build stuff, i can give you lips!!! >:D

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

YAAAYY! *He threw his hands in the air, his form flickering to that of Pizzamaurice for a split second*

[fauricefetsman]

YEAAA- what

(Blinkblink.)

wwooowww........

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

Huh?

[fauricefetsman]

you like. changed into someone else for like. a second

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

.... Fascinating. *It happened again! This time, Fratelli.*

[fauricefetsman]

IT HAPPENED AGAIN!!!!!

(pointpointpoint)

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

I don't really... See it, are you sure?

[fauricefetsman]

YEAHH!!! I KNOW i havent eaten any weird mushrooms recently, so i CANT be hallucinating....

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

[ WHY HAS MY CREATOR STOPPED DOING THINGS RELATING TO ME? AM I BORING? DO I NEED TO CHANGE? ]

[fauricefetsman]

no the anons and shit just dont like fucking with you 🕊️

hi btw

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

... Oh.

[ GREETINGS. ]

[fauricefetsman]

hhiiiii!!!! sorry for dissapearing they took me out back and shot me like three times in the stomach lmao

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

............pleasdontjokeaboutthat

[fauricefetsman]

ah shit sorry man (i wasnt joking)

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

... *Electronic beeping that sounds a lot like wailing*

[fauricefetsman]

WOW chill out dude im alright now!!! i ated them all as revenge!!!! its fine man!!!!

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

*LOUDER wailing-like beeps*

[fauricefetsman]

(Panicking.)

WHY ARE YOU STILL WAILING

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

[ WHYY WOULD ANYOENE DDO THAT TO YOU ]

*insert static noises where the misspellings are*

[fauricefetsman]

I DUNNO BUT IM A-OKAY NOW-!! THEY WERE PROBABLY ONE OF THE GUYS WHO'S DOG I ATE THAT ONE TIME

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

[ WUEEEAAAGHHEERGHHHH ]

[fauricefetsman]

. BAH!!!

(He gave Omni a BIIIIG SMOOCH.)

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

!!!!!!!!!

[ WARNING. SYSTEMS CRITICALLY OVERHEATING. ]

[fauricefetsman]

(Scream. He picked up omni and RAN to the nearest freezer, shoving him in.)

DONT DIE ON ME!!!!!

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

UEOWAAOA7SEOWJDUDHRHFHF,###EUEH###########CONGELA##########RJWJWJEEHBRHWJ2J2HWHE

*He's now trying desperately to escape.*

[fauricefetsman]

(Blinkblink. He took Omni out.)

SHIT SORRY MAN I DIDNT THINK YOU'D REACT LIKE THAT-

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

*He clung onto Faurice painfully tightly.*

Bad.... Err... [ CAESAR, THE MAN I'M REPLACING HAS BAD MEMORIES OF THE COLD. I AM... UNFORTUNATELY FORCED TO DEAL WITH IT, TOO. ]

[fauricefetsman]

(Squeak! He hugged Omni.)

OHhh... mman, i wish i could like, remove that or something. wonder whyy...

(Shrug.)

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

[ Congelatore. A prison he was trapped in for ... ]

[ Strange. I have forgotten. That is atypical for robots. ]

[fauricefetsman]

(He nodded along, then shrugged.)

probably isnt that important if you forgot!

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

*fun fact! This is solely because I forgot too 🕊️*

[ PERHAPS. ]

[fauricefetsman]

... hey, you sound like your feelin better!!! sweeet.

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

Thnak you.

*AND YOU JUST HAVE TO RUIN IT*

[fauricefetsman]

YIIIPEEEEEE!!!!

(Mwa.)

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

...

*he pressed his face against Faurice, trying to kiss him back*

[fauricefetsman]

(Giggling.)

YAYY!!!

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

I wish I had lips.

[fauricefetsman]

when I learn how to build stuff, i can give you lips!!! >:D

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

YAAAYY! *He threw his hands in the air, his form flickering to that of Pizzamaurice for a split second*

[fauricefetsman]

YEAAA- what

(Blinkblink.)

wwooowww........

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

Huh?

[fauricefetsman]

you like. changed into someone else for like. a second

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

.... Fascinating. *It happened again! This time, Fratelli.*

[fauricefetsman]

IT HAPPENED AGAIN!!!!!

(pointpointpoint)

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

[ WHY HAS MY CREATOR STOPPED DOING THINGS RELATING TO ME? AM I BORING? DO I NEED TO CHANGE? ]

[fauricefetsman]

no the anons and shit just dont like fucking with you 🕊️

hi btw

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

... Oh.

[ GREETINGS. ]

[fauricefetsman]

hhiiiii!!!! sorry for dissapearing they took me out back and shot me like three times in the stomach lmao

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

............pleasdontjokeaboutthat

[fauricefetsman]

ah shit sorry man (i wasnt joking)

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

... *Electronic beeping that sounds a lot like wailing*

[fauricefetsman]

WOW chill out dude im alright now!!! i ated them all as revenge!!!! its fine man!!!!

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

*LOUDER wailing-like beeps*

[fauricefetsman]

(Panicking.)

WHY ARE YOU STILL WAILING

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

[ WHYY WOULD ANYOENE DDO THAT TO YOU ]

*insert static noises where the misspellings are*

[fauricefetsman]

I DUNNO BUT IM A-OKAY NOW-!! THEY WERE PROBABLY ONE OF THE GUYS WHO'S DOG I ATE THAT ONE TIME

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

[ WUEEEAAAGHHEERGHHHH ]

[fauricefetsman]

. BAH!!!

(He gave Omni a BIIIIG SMOOCH.)

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

!!!!!!!!!

[ WARNING. SYSTEMS CRITICALLY OVERHEATING. ]

[fauricefetsman]

(Scream. He picked up omni and RAN to the nearest freezer, shoving him in.)

DONT DIE ON ME!!!!!

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

UEOWAAOA7SEOWJDUDHRHFHF,###EUEH###########CONGELA##########RJWJWJEEHBRHWJ2J2HWHE

*He's now trying desperately to escape.*

[fauricefetsman]

(Blinkblink. He took Omni out.)

SHIT SORRY MAN I DIDNT THINK YOU'D REACT LIKE THAT-

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

*He clung onto Faurice painfully tightly.*

Bad.... Err... [ CAESAR, THE MAN I'M REPLACING HAS BAD MEMORIES OF THE COLD. I AM... UNFORTUNATELY FORCED TO DEAL WITH IT, TOO. ]

[fauricefetsman]

(Squeak! He hugged Omni.)

OHhh... mman, i wish i could like, remove that or something. wonder whyy...

(Shrug.)

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

[ Congelatore. A prison he was trapped in for ... ]

[ Strange. I have forgotten. That is atypical for robots. ]

[fauricefetsman]

(He nodded along, then shrugged.)

probably isnt that important if you forgot!

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

*fun fact! This is solely because I forgot too 🕊️*

[ PERHAPS. ]

[fauricefetsman]

... hey, you sound like your feelin better!!! sweeet.

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

Thnak you.

*AND YOU JUST HAVE TO RUIN IT*

[fauricefetsman]

YIIIPEEEEEE!!!!

(Mwa.)

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

...

*he pressed his face against Faurice, trying to kiss him back*

[fauricefetsman]

(Giggling.)

YAYY!!!

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

I wish I had lips.

[fauricefetsman]

when I learn how to build stuff, i can give you lips!!! >:D

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

YAAAYY! *He threw his hands in the air, his form flickering to that of Pizzamaurice for a split second*

[fauricefetsman]

YEAAA- what

(Blinkblink.)

wwooowww........

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

Huh?

[fauricefetsman]

you like. changed into someone else for like. a second

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

[ WHY HAS MY CREATOR STOPPED DOING THINGS RELATING TO ME? AM I BORING? DO I NEED TO CHANGE? ]

[fauricefetsman]

no the anons and shit just dont like fucking with you 🕊️

hi btw

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

... Oh.

[ GREETINGS. ]

[fauricefetsman]

hhiiiii!!!! sorry for dissapearing they took me out back and shot me like three times in the stomach lmao

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

............pleasdontjokeaboutthat

[fauricefetsman]

ah shit sorry man (i wasnt joking)

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

... *Electronic beeping that sounds a lot like wailing*

[fauricefetsman]

WOW chill out dude im alright now!!! i ated them all as revenge!!!! its fine man!!!!

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

*LOUDER wailing-like beeps*

[fauricefetsman]

(Panicking.)

WHY ARE YOU STILL WAILING

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

[ WHYY WOULD ANYOENE DDO THAT TO YOU ]

*insert static noises where the misspellings are*

[fauricefetsman]

I DUNNO BUT IM A-OKAY NOW-!! THEY WERE PROBABLY ONE OF THE GUYS WHO'S DOG I ATE THAT ONE TIME

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

[ WUEEEAAAGHHEERGHHHH ]

[fauricefetsman]

. BAH!!!

(He gave Omni a BIIIIG SMOOCH.)

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

!!!!!!!!!

[ WARNING. SYSTEMS CRITICALLY OVERHEATING. ]

[fauricefetsman]

(Scream. He picked up omni and RAN to the nearest freezer, shoving him in.)

DONT DIE ON ME!!!!!

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

UEOWAAOA7SEOWJDUDHRHFHF,###EUEH###########CONGELA##########RJWJWJEEHBRHWJ2J2HWHE

*He's now trying desperately to escape.*

[fauricefetsman]

(Blinkblink. He took Omni out.)

SHIT SORRY MAN I DIDNT THINK YOU'D REACT LIKE THAT-

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

*He clung onto Faurice painfully tightly.*

Bad.... Err... [ CAESAR, THE MAN I'M REPLACING HAS BAD MEMORIES OF THE COLD. I AM... UNFORTUNATELY FORCED TO DEAL WITH IT, TOO. ]

[fauricefetsman]

(Squeak! He hugged Omni.)

OHhh... mman, i wish i could like, remove that or something. wonder whyy...

(Shrug.)

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

[ Congelatore. A prison he was trapped in for ... ]

[ Strange. I have forgotten. That is atypical for robots. ]

[fauricefetsman]

(He nodded along, then shrugged.)

probably isnt that important if you forgot!

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

*fun fact! This is solely because I forgot too 🕊️*

[ PERHAPS. ]

[fauricefetsman]

... hey, you sound like your feelin better!!! sweeet.

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

Thnak you.

*AND YOU JUST HAVE TO RUIN IT*

[fauricefetsman]

YIIIPEEEEEE!!!!

(Mwa.)

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

...

*he pressed his face against Faurice, trying to kiss him back*

[fauricefetsman]

(Giggling.)

YAYY!!!

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

I wish I had lips.

[fauricefetsman]

when I learn how to build stuff, i can give you lips!!! >:D

[the-descriptive-omnimancer]

YAAAYY! *He threw his hands in the air, his form flickering to that of Pizzamaurice for a split second*

[fauricefetsman]

YEAAA- what

(Blinkblink.)

wwooowww........