Hella gay.

20 years old. Computer science major at the University of Tennessee, Knoxville. Member of the Pride of the Southland Band.

[approach]

[fauxdiscours]

In the chip aisle at Walmart, doing a late-night grocery run

Me: *minding my own business, looking for tortilla chips*

Me: *finds tortilla chips*

Dude 1 *to Dude 2*: See, she knows what she's here for. She knows what she's doing. Be more like her. MAKE A DECISION, MARK.

[goboiano]

Every single person during the Summer of 2016

[heyelisabethany-deactivated2016]

I’m drunk and life is good again

[retromomentofgypsywhatever-deac]

[anarratorofnogreatskill]

retromomentofgypsywhatever:

I got this at a pro life convention in my sophomore year of high school

I got one at my university my senior year.

My roommates were horrified.

[fauxdiscours]

Class: *reading aloud*

Me: *counting the number of people until my turn and practicing the paragraph i have to read*

[jovan]

[hzrdus-deactivated20250206]

[lizzy-stardust-deactivated20160]

I like my whisky like I like my men.

Twice my age and from Scotland.

[gap-var-ginnunga]

smoky, full-bodied and leaves you gasping a little.

[varyingdegreesofawesome]

left in an oak barrel for at least 3 years, with very little oxygen

[bravemercutio]

nowhere near my genitals

[sleepspindles]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[milkoes-deactivated20181230]

today is the 3 year anniversary of ‘what to heck’. god bless

[ethernallymeaningless-deactivat]

[thotsinpolkadots-deactivated202]

college bookstores

[erklgh]

Flower body

[lakidaa]

how 2 make art: 

fucking throw the bouquet at the model fuck him and fuck art

[cute-overload]

[aidn]

have you seen my son anywhere?

[oozmart]

[micdotcom]

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