Dont Ask,

tall men come down to my height when I beat they asses

[parkersanford]

“Remind me to never go on family vacation again, it just ends with me being over-shadowed and in a corner of loner-ness.”

[fayestagram-blog]

“Isn’t that you every day?” 

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speedyskate666:

“Makin’ me come back here is more than what I did to ya,” he laughed. “You’ve always been curious, that’s prolly how we’re gonna die one day–you were too curious and I just followed along.”

She smiled, bringing his hand up to her lips to kiss them before swinging them between the two. “Ain’t that what I married you for? So that you could be my partner in crime for life?” she asked, half teasing him, half falling in love with him all over again. 

[fayestagram-blog]

|| THE OLDER WE GET AU ||

Elizabeth Banks  → Faye Henderson (née Smitt)

29 years old

married to Skate Henderson

graduated from highschool, blames gus.

works in an office as a secretary for her day job, deals with mob drama the rest of the time

hella domesticated- Faye cooks, cleans, runs errands n stuff

she doesn’t mind at all she’s a busy on the go woman

still smokes weed though only with skate now on their downtime together

[fayestagram-blog]

allisonwilliamsrp:

“Its nice to see you too Faye”

She smiled wide. “I haven’t seen you in so long. Probably not since Skate and I got married.” She hugged her. 

[speedyskate666-blog]

“Can’t fuckin’ believe they asked us to come back here,” he said.

[fayestagram-blog]

Faye looked at her husband, smiling slightly. “I told you I’d get back at you for the stupid shower thing.” she tugged lightly at their interlocked fingers. “Besides, I wanted to see what everyone was up to. I’m curious.” 

[allisonwilliamsrp]

“I cant believe some of these kids look older than me, I think I actually had someone try to tell me that I needed to go to class” she laughed, a hand resting on her swollen stomach “You could imagine the confusion when I tried to explain I was here for the reunion”

[fayestagram-blog]

“You look exactly the same, so fuck you.” 

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fayestagram:

She looked up at the girl, pausing to try and recognize her before she continued to open her locker. “No, I’m not.”

“Just a bit yeah”

[fayestagram-blog]

"That's your opinion, but this is my locker. I'll handle it how I want to."

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mightymayatrainor:

“I wouldn’t call it advice.”

“It doesn’t really matter what you’d call it.” 

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diamondnotglass:

“Well, as much as I wasn’t a fan of that, you’re being a bit harsh dont you think?” she asked from a few lockers down

She looked up at the girl, pausing to try and recognize her before she continued to open her locker. “No, I’m not.”

[fayestagram-blog]

mightymayatrainor:

“And you think pushing them out of the way is going to make them stop?” she asked. “If it were me, I’d be determined to piss you off more.”

Faye was in a generally bad mood, shoving her things into and out of her locker. “Thanks for the advice.” 

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mightymayatrainor:

Maya approached the girl when she heart the outburst. “Whoa, who ripped out your heart?”

“No one, I’m just tired of these fuckturds in front of my locker. Always in my fucking way.”she grumbled, glaring at the couple as she opened her lock. 

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speedyskate666:

It narrowed it’s eyes at her. “No we’re not.”

Faye rolled her eyes. “I’m clearly joking, here.” she sighed, tossing the butt out of the window. “I’ll leave, I guess I’ll see Skate- or you- around.” 

[fayestagram-blog]

She pushed the two people in front of her locker that were making out. “Oh my- stop, stop! You’re making me sick.” 

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speedyskate666:

“Your presence certainly isn’t necessary,” it stated.

She put a hand over her heart. “Aw, Demon, that’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me. I think we’re almost friends now.” 

[fayestagram-blog]

speedyskate666:

“That is so nice of you.” It laughed. “I wish, but babies once they’re grown too old aren’t of any importance to me. Their souls are only pure for so long.”

She nodded, continuing to smoke. “Should I go? Is my presence interrupting your demon-y plans?” 

[fayestagram-blog]

You think allison is your friend but she tells everyone else more than she tells you. Do you even know about Bear? LOL Tell her all your secrets, keep trusting her and see what happens.

“If she doesn’t wanna tell me, it’s cuz it’s not my business. Don’t mean we ain’t friends.” 

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speedyskate666:

“You think i’m abusive?” It grinned creepily. “Thank you.”

“No, just made of pure evil.” she smiled back, genuinely feeling less scared of the thing as time went by. “Whats your plan today, killing all the babies on campus?” she mused.