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The rainbow is loose.

NOT AGAIN!

Corporate is convinced that thing will be great for the under 5 crowd but I just find it incredibly annoying. So does everyone I know.

Apparently it was the mascot of some game made years ago. Chica's magic rainbow.

I don't think Chica really likes it either. BUT SHE DOES LIKE PIZZA!

LONG SLEEVE "LET'S EAT" SHIRTS ARE $20.50 WITH A HALF OFF COUPON. JUST ASK US AT THE FRONT DESK CHECK IN AND WE WILL GIVE YOU ONE!

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New arcade cabinet just dropped!

It is called 'Fruity Maze' and the little protagonist is very cute!

Very unique power ups!

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Pizza

Oooo pizza

you want pizza

so bad

come on

down for pizza

today!

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Raffle

We have been FINALLY given the FULL go ahead to do a FREDDY'S RAFFLE!

PRIZES INCLUDE

A free family package! (two small one topping pizzas, one medium two topping pizza, and four medium drinks)!

200 Fazcoins to be used at the Arcade!

FREE SHIRTS, HOODIES, AND OTHER CLOTHING

Half off your next Party Package!

The 90s plushes the nightguard showed up with last week

AND

AN ORIGINAL VINTAGE FREDDY FAZBEAR'S PIZZERIA GRAND OPENING POSTER!

To enter, please visit our local little Fazbear's and for every $5 spent, you will receive a raffle ticket or you can but tickets directly for $8 each! (limit 5 per costumer per visit)

SO COME ON DOWN AND GET YOUR TICKETS TODAY!

PLEASE!

YOU WILL HURT CHICA'S FEELINGS IF YOU DON'T!

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HOW WOULD YOU

yes YOU

LIKE A DYNAMIC AND REWARDING JOB

THAT PAYS MONEY

FAST PACED

FREE PIZZA

CALVIN

NOW PATTY

EQUAL OPPORTUNITY

SAVE THE CHILDREN FROM BOREDOM

DANCE TO ORIGINAL MUSIC EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR

THEN FREDDY'S IS THE PLACE FOR YOU

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WE OFFICALLY HAVE A FOURTH EMPLOYEE

Everyone welcome Patty! They are new day shift!

Great with kids! Past the background check!

PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA

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Reasons to come on down to Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria

We have pizza

Calvin is lonely

The animatronics are safe, healthy, and super friendly

None of them bite

Two free drinks with the order of any large two topping pizzas

Someone taught Foxy the Cupid Shuffle and we only have a limited opportunity to enjoy that before the Safety Reboots to ensure Safety take that way.

So come on down to Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria WHERE FANTASY AND FUN COME TO LIFE!

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Today a man in a Freddy Fazbear hoodie (14.99 with the Party Package), Security Badge, and mask came in, and went directly to the break room. He pinned a picture of a man I have never seen before to the wall with the caption "the worst, do not be like him."

Anyway, Thursdays are Free Cheese Slice Day. Come on down for a free cheese slice while supplies last.

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Half way though the week, Fazfam! Its been 17 days since last accident!

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The ball pit is fine. We at Fazbear pride ourselves on cleanliness and, above all, safety. The ball pit, I repeat, is FINE.

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