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A WHOLE LOAD OF IT CHAPTER 2 SENTENCE STARTERS
Am I still handsome as an adult? You’ll grow into your looks. What the fuck does that even mean? People want to believe they are what they remember. We are what we wish we could forget. If you end up hating New York, we can always still move back here. Come on, you’ve never seen Indiana Jones? You need to come home. What the fuck, you were fine like five seconds ago? This should be a place that brings people together. It’s come back, hasn’t it? Losers gotta stick together, right? If I eat a cashew I could realistically die. Is there a password or something? What the fuck happened to me? What’s so fucking funny, dickwad? Was this job invented before fun? What the fuck are you laughing at? You remember something we don’t, don’t you? I remember all of it. Well that shit got dark fast. Did you fuck with the fortune cookies, (…)? Hey! Hey! That fortune cookie’s loooking at me! This isn’t real! It’s not real! The fun’s just beginning, right? Wanna come to Derry and get fucking murdered? If you’re my friend, why are you hiding in the dark? You’re supposed to say three. I’ve seen all of us die. You stole it? From Native Americans? You put something in my drink? You drugged me?! I saw the whole fucking thing, (…). I’m just saying what everyone else is thinking, man. All living things must abide by the laws of the shape they inhibit.
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i don’t like being controlled … sentence starters
“Stop telling me what to do.”
“I don’t need you micromanaging me.”
“You think every choice I make is wrong.”
“That wasn’t your choice to decide for me…”
“Stop ordering me around like I’m your servant!”
“Nothing I do is ever good enough for you, is it?”
“I should be allowed to make my own decisions.”
“Is it fun for you? Nitpicking every little thing I do?”
“Do I have to ask permission to do anything, now?”
“I don’t need you hovering over my shoulder like that.”
“It’s my life. Why am I not allowed to have any say in it?”
“Why should I do anything if you’re just gonna criticize it?”
“You’re not my mother/father/parent. So, stop acting like it.”
“I don’t have to listen to you. I can decide things for myself.”
“Okay, I’m an adult. Stop telling me what to do like I’m a child.”
“Why do you do this? Why can’t you just let me have any say?”
“Oh my god! ‘(Name) do this! (Name) do that!’ Please, just let me live.”
“So, what? Damned if I do, damned if I don’t. What more do you want from me?”
“So, I’m not allowed to do anything you don’t like. And you don’t like anything I do. … What the hell does that leave me?”
( * MIXED BAG PROMPTS !
slice of life with a side of silly. likely taken from twitch streams / messages.
❛ man, you look crazy! ❜
❛ get good. ❜
❛ i did not know that was an actual thing. ❜
❛ yeah, it would be a while, wouldn't it? ❜
❛ that would take at least five minutes. ❜
❛ thoughts on marmite? ❜
❛ i'm not confident on that. ❜
❛ i don't know her. ❜
❛ what do you do for work? ❜
❛ does that actually happen? i'd be traumatised. ❜
❛ i can't wait to find out why. ❜
❛ that's a fake. ❜
❛ hot people have wide feet. ❜
❛ oh my god, you're so right. ❜
❛ did you play sports when you were younger? ❜
❛ i'll have to check those out. ❜
❛ i'm getting a little bit hungry. where do we go for food tonight? ❜
❛ i went on a date with a guy who's four inches shorter than me yesterday, i stay winning. ❜
❛ let me tell you something. ❜
❛ man, i'm craving a cold beer. ❜
❛ she literally drop kicked you. ❜
❛ i'll wait for you, big boy. ❜
❛ you'll wait for me? thank you so much. ❜
❛ you did have a long day. ❜
❛ take it all back. ❜
❛ i can't believe you. ❜
❛ there are many things that i'd like to say to you, but i don't know how. ❜
❛ yeah, my dad is pretty shit. ❜
❛ my girlfriend asked me to stop singing wonderwall all the time. i said maybe. ❜
❛ now listen here, bucko. ❜
❛ we shall find it. ❜
❛ times were horrible back then. ❜
❛ oh, it was you! ❜
❛ that's on me. forgot who i was talking to. ❜
❛ i cannot think about booze right now. ❜
❛ i'm having a good time. ❜
❛ this is my first time and wow, there is a lot going on. ❜
❛ we got all of them. ❜
❛ no, don't suffer. ❜
❛ you're so good. ❜
❛ i was afraid, okay? i was afraid. ❜
❛ nobody came for me. ❜
❛ it was worth it. ❜
❛ you don't want my life. ❜
❛ what did you think would happen? ❜
❛ do something! ❜
❛ why did this take so long? ❜
Send anon hate to my muse! :^)
Make it angsty, make it silly, do whatever you want! Go ham!!! Just let my muse know how much of a menace to society they are! Do it coward :^)
i hate the notion that traumatized people have to be sweet, kind, defenseless beings, and that this is the only way any of them will be loved. because damaged goods still need to be good somehow.
my trauma made me paranoid, insecure, detached; it planted a seed of rage deep within me that took roots as the years went by untreated.
my trauma caused me to live on pure instincts. i became cunning, sharp, mean.
am i not worthy of love too?
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obscenely domestic starter sentences
❝ Stop man-handling the ice cream! ❞ ❝ Change the channel and I’ll kill you. ❞ ❝ You actual shit, you started without me!? ❞ ❝ Since I’m up, by default I will get your _____. ❞ ❝ Did you just throw a sock ball at me!? ❞ ❝ How about this, how about you fight the rest of the cereal by yourself and I’ll courageously make pancakes for those of us who want a little warmth in our mornings. ❞ ❝ Whiskey is a breakfast staple, anyone who says otherwise is fucking lying. ❞ ❝ My underwear are now bright pink because of you, thank you very much. ❞ ❝ Can you stop kicking me? ❞ ❝ I don’t go shopping I get and retrieve. I have a narrow focus, unlike some people. ❞ ❝ Did you walk the dog? ❞ ❝ You, me, PJ’s, pizza, bed. The PJ’s are optional. ❞ ❝ Only you could make the idea of beating up already dead meat sound attractive. ❞ ❝ I can feel you staring at me, why don’t you just come in? ❞ ❝ Good news; we have internet again! ❞ ❝ I don’t want to file taxes, why don’t you be the adult? ❞ ❝ You snuggling me over an open flame is an invitation for my nipples to disappear. ❞ ❝ I know you’re scared of my mother but contemplating arson isn’t the way to fix this. ❞ ❝ I installed a stripper pole while you were gone because it made me think of you. ❞ ❝ All I was doing was helping the barista learn to spell my name properly. The song and dance should NOT have gotten you that embarrassed. ❞ ❝ How about we just never mention this again? ❞ ❝ Have you seen my earrings/necklace/rings? ❞ ❝ You are literally the child we both want/neither of us want. ❞ ❝ Did you call the doctor about that? ❞ ❝ Let me pop it, just let me pop it, nothing bad will happen, I swear! ❞ ❝ You almost left me at the gas station! ❞ ❝ Alright look! Next time you want to barbecue with the hair dryer, just make sure I’m home! ❞ ❝ I didn’t think the sink had this much water inside of it. ❞ ❝ Don’t be mad, but _____. ❞
Bonus for multi-lingual situations: ❝ Can you translate the news for me? None of this makes sense. ❞ ❝ What is the word for this? *points at ____* I keep wanting to say ‘printer’ but I feel that is wrong. ❞ ❝ Next time she calls you a ____ you just reply with _____. ❞ ❝ I’m sorry but my pronunciation must sound really bad to you. ❞ ❝ Shit! The government doesn’t have my alphabet, put this in a way I understand! ❞ ❝ Can you finger spell that for me, I’m not quite up to that level yet. ❞ ❝ That was said so horribly wrong but you sounded very cute while trying. A for effort. ❞
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𓆝 ⋆。゚🌊。 : THERE'S WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE . . a collection of slice of life, familial connection, friendship, realism, life problems ⁽ ⁰⁰¹ ⁾ roleplay sentence starters from NUMEROUS FILMS, late spring. genre: slice of life, family, romance, hurt and comfort, angst.
I was expecting to see you at [place] so I waited.
Can you stay this evening? I'll make us some tea.
Will you be home at the usual time?
Oh, there is an art exhibition! Shall we go?
Do you want something else or do you want something to eat?
I wasn't planning on coming round but I ran into [name].
How was your blood test?
What an awful time. No wonder [she/he/they] suffered.
They are going around saying that marriage is life's graveyard.
I suppose it's time for you to start thinking about it.
Are you all right? You're not tired?
They get along, but there's nothing between them
Can't you tell how [she/he/they] feels inside?
I see. Perhaps I should try. One can never tell.
Do you want dinner now?
I went out cycling, it was really nice by the beach.
I was wondering what to get for a wedding gift.
[Artist name] is playing in concert. Want to come? I've got tickets.
I've been hearing good things about you.
Did your parents say anything?
What would you do if you did?
Why didn't you come to the reunion?
Look who's talking. You don't have the right to say that!
What's so funny? I'm being serious.
I don't want to get married yet.
I'm the one who understands [her/him/them] the best.
I need to know how you feel about it.
Is anything wrong? Where are you going? Hey!
Goodness, your hands are cold.
Come on, try some. It's delicious.
Save your advice. I don't want it.
Just go and see for yourself. You can't remain like this forever.
I just want to be with you.
I've been using you for far too long.
But if I marry, what are you going to do?
What if I were to release you from these worries?
We're all so worried about you. You will go, won't you?
It sounds good, don't think too much about it!
You don't have the courage. You'd just squirm and blush.
Men are sly and can't be trusted.
About that meeting…have you thought any more about it?
Now my worries are over. I'll sleep soundly tonight.
Are you sure about your answer? You're not just giving in, are you?
What are you going to do tomorrow?
How time flies. We just arrived, and now we're already leaving.
I wish we'd done this more often together.
This will be our last trip together. Once we get home, you'll be so busy.
I just want to be with you, like this. I don't want to go anywhere.
I'm happy being with you like this. I'm happy just as I am.
Happiness is not something to expect but something you create.
Sorry for being so selfish. It was very selfish of me.
It's not difficult. I'm looking forward to it.
Soon we'll laugh about this talk and think it was silly.
Don't do it. Why would you do it again? You mustn't.
Don't worry, you won't be lonely. I'll visit you often. Really.
I don't tell lies like you do, at least not so convincingly.
Goodnight. Give my regards to [name].
WHY AREN’T WE INTERACTING?
recently i’ve noticed that the rpc seems to have trouble interacting with eachother–and i’ve seen a few of these memes go around, but i thought i’d make another!
❓ — i’m unfamiliar with your muse(s). 😟 — you intimidate me a lot. 📂 — you don’t reblog a lot of memes, and i usually interact through memes. 💡 — you don’t post a lot of opens, and i usually interact through opens. ⌚ — i honestly haven’t gotten around to it yet. 💔 — i ship our muses, and i’m worried that’ll upset you. 📜 — i’m a little intimidated by your writing length/style/formatting. 💤 — you followed me first and i’m waiting for you to make the first move. 🗣️ — i don’t have any ideas for plots readily available. ☀️ — i’ve sent memes/messages to you before, but you ignored them.
Snapcubes kingdom hearts starters part one/1
"Hello, everyone. I'd like to tell you a story about a dream I had."
"So much to do, so little time. I won't lose you. Stay here, stay awake."
"It was a dream about... cardiology, I think. But I... guess it was also about stained glass. Like one of those Pre-Raphaelite types at old churches."
"Uh, big magic?"
"Blood." :^)
"Of course, I picked blood. A heart doesn't beat without blood, you know."
"I think that's optometry, sir."
"I think this is "biology", Wow, those shoes look great!
"Don't ask why it's a stick. Would you like to know less?"
"At this moment, it's not you who needs to know. I promise I'm trying."
"I guess we're all trying. They say dreams are metaphorical. I don't really know who "they" are, but someone must have told me they say it. I've tripped and fallen a lot, though. So... maybe they're more literal. Sometimes. Or maybe it's the way I walk. Don't pick up my feet enough, or maybe it's my shoes or something."
"This is actually great progress. You're responding well!"
"Oh. Thanks, dream voice. So is this glass like an Art Nouveau style thing, or...?"
"You've gained the power to fight. Right now, you have to fight."
"Medicines are a fight against sickness, when you think about it."
"A taste, for now. Just a taste. You'll spoil the main course! Who are these women?"
I think they're God, sir. It's like a metaphor. But it sorta goes over my head. Never really studied classical art much. I guess I know about as much about the arts and crafts movement as any sweet boy, age four to fourteen. The things I don't know could fill a... really... big... hole. [gasp] Maybe I don't know myself so good these days. You know, they say dreams are prophetic. My mom likes to tell me it's your brain working through stuff you've already seen, though. Have I seen this door before? I guess I'll see it later."
"Everyone's waiting for you. Everyone likes your new shoes. What size are those?"
"Wow, those shoes look great!"
"If I didn't know any better, I'd sing like him."
"Who made your shoes?"
"It's army surplus."
"They're a size smile for boys".
"Do you think even storms need friends?"
"We all need a friend."
"If you don't wake up, there's always the next book."
"There's always a book with something you don't know. There's always a story from someone you should know. Why are we still here painting the walls?"
"Wall art's been a tradition since around the caveman times. It's a long and strange continuity, like we're all still connected. Hey, how come I didn't pick up boundaries earlier?"
"The closer you get to the secret, the greater your shadow becomes."
"It was on the tip of my tongue... Something I wasn't remembering. Or didn't want to remember. Brains are tricky like that."
"There was a hole. I knew its shape, but I didn't know what was missing. I just knew the outline. Oh, that's food symbols. Am I having the food dream again? I don't like the food dream."
"Well, I'm milksmeat now."
"I stood where you stood, too."
"Maybe I'll figure it out in the next dream."
"We're all making it up as we go."
"I just had that weird dream about church again. AaaaaAAAAHHH!!"
"[stutters] Some kind of weird woman has appeared."
"You've been asleep for three days."
"Oh, that's a weird amount of time for a boy."
"Oh, well, I forgot on account of I was dreaming about other stuff. You ever wonder how much sand do they have out here?"
"I've counted them while you were unconscious."
"That's kind of weird. Did it bring you any satisfaction? I mean, I'd like to count trees or something."
"Yeah... But I won't be satisfied... until we leave the island. It's been a long time. I've been surviving off seashells."
"I didn't think you could really eat those things. Are they good? I feel like they'd hurt your teeth a little bit. Have you ever wondered what teeth are made out of?"
"They're high in calcium. And that's what teeth are made out of."
"Heya, besties! We are out of fresh food and water. The only thing we have left to eat is this log. Catch."
"Oh goody, a meal for me!"
"So, we're kind of screwed?"
"Yeah, we're gonna die here. That's okay! As long as we're together. Because we're friends."
"I like being friends, but I can't really eat that stuff anymore." :^(
"I'm glad I brought my running clown shoes today."
"I don't remember being friends with this guy. Guess I gotta find items elsewhere.- Maybe I could eat the fish raw. Like, maybe that's good."
"Why isn't my power pole extending!?"
"This *insert random place here* full of weirdos."
"They drank salt water. I don't know if you noticed. Everyone's acting a little weird."
"That stuff's no good for- That stuff's great! That stuff's no good for you."
"Yeah, well, I'm just gonna let you know now. There is, like, a ton of it. So, you're never gonna drink it all."
"I don't think that stuff is good for the bloodstream. A little bit of cardio, on the other hand, is great."
"I'm gonna teach you a little bit about pain, buster."
"I can feel the power coursing through me with every passing day. Every day I wake up a little bit older and stronger."
"Well, I guess it's a new day. Or maybe I slept through it. You ever wonder how the sun works?"
"I hope they have a doctor wherever we go."
"Alright, this is giving me a headache. I need ibleprofen."
"He's like, the most skilledest guy."
"Well, I don't know if jumping is very good if you want to be a doctor. But, I mean, I don't know what else would be."
"Well, you gave me a concussion earlier. That's the first step in healing a concussion!"
"I was thinking of being more of a cardiologist, really."
"That's a power star. But, you know, collect them all, whatever. Using that will return the power to the castle. Don't worry about it......too much."
"You think we can do that if we find a bad guy? Hey, how did the Bowser even stick all those toads in the walls anyways?"
"This is the biggest door I've ever seen! It's actually a small door!"
"Hmm... Something is wrong . Ohh... the dog got a letter."
"You are the new king of Mario Castle."
"Why'd you do that, buddy? I thought we were friends."
"I hate looking at your mouth and how it moves when you're asleep! I don't like it at all!"
"Well, you don't have to look at my mouth so much. Pick another part."
"The nose is jiggling all the time! How can I not look at it?"
"You can't blame me for my nose jiggling."
"It's amazing to think we had cavemen even here, leaving prophetic art for us to find later."
"I always wondered what this one means. I like to imagine what they were like when they were making the cave paintings."
"Your line work sucks."
"I like to substitute my own experience there, because I have a hard time imagining these days."
"You know how that one lady got in trouble for changing the one painting? Make it look like a monkey? I hope mine doesn't look like a monkey. It looks more like-"
"A weird guy just appeared."
"I've seen you drawing pics on my wall."
"Well, everyone's a critic, I suppose."
"Why are you defiling my property?"
"Well, I just thought I'd maybe add to the continuity of the great paintings here. Leave my own mark so people will know about me in the future. And I'm getting really impassioned about it."
"No one will remember you at all. You'll just be known as the person that made my wall look like shit."
"Well, even a bad story is a story people tell each other, sir."
"I'm really glad we could have this sort of discussion today. You know, maybe I'd like to work on a painting with you."
"You are never going to see me again. Unless you find a really big key. And then, you are the most important man in my life."
"What kind of weird guy lives in a house?"
"One time, when I was swimming, I saw that there was something gray on the floor. And so I picked it up, and then I realized that this in and of itself was a story. Everything can be a story. Failure, death, demise, destruction, death...Anything can be a story."
"What did you say your name was again? I'm not interested."
"Oh, oh, my arm is gonna fall off!"
"This kid's trying to kill God."
"Oh, oh please, I can't stop myself now! Help! Oh, don't copy me! Just help!"
"Dude, there's like, fish out there. - Three or four. - I thought we didn't have any food."
"I think I'm in the mood for some Walt Disnet today."
"Maybe we could fish some out and get a bite."
"What you're suggesting we eat are words?"
"There's an alphabet over here!"
"Look at that. There's alphabet soup."
"It's not a soup, it's the whole alphabet! We'll eat for weeks! But you have to go through my maze to get to it. I believe in you!"
"Why are they always making us go through these gay and stupid mazes anyway?"
"How could we eat for weeks if there's only two "e"s in the alphabet? I'm gonna get that first "e" first."
"I mean, I guess we can eat for weks..- Go get...The... alpha... bet!"
"You know, running is surprisingly easy in these ergonomic clown shoes for boys."
"You're copying me? Oh my god, you're copying me, you're literally-"
"Well, you know what they say. Imitation is the ser...cerest form of flattery."
"I done and I touched your star! I didn't see any letters at all, though."
"Dude, that was really awesome. I'm really proud of you, and also... now we can spell."
"I don't know how to spell "sincerest"." :^(