Emily

Barcelona Femení

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I do not like Real Madrid or care about a single player who plays for them. But he he will always be my boy

It pains me every day that he went back to Real Madrid and we did not attempt to buy him for €50m (our transfer record is £2.5m)

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As of next month I will be saving £150 a month for the next 38 months so that I do not have to live in a country where Nigel farage is prime minister if all goes my way and it works and I get interest and shit I should have over £6000 which is nearly €7000 at this current moment in time which should set me up nicely

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Okay and I figured out if I simply do 8 hours of overtime a month that will give me the money I was planning on saving up monthly and I’ll do that no problem

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As of next month I will be saving £150 a month for the next 38 months so that I do not have to live in a country where Nigel farage is prime minister if all goes my way and it works and I get interest and shit I should have over £6000 which is nearly €7000 at this current moment in time which should set me up nicely

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If Salma doesn’t renew Klara bühl better already have one foot in the door or I swear to god

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Apparently Chelsea are giving Bronze a short contract so she’ll be in the retirement home soon. Ona truly left for nothing😂

Chelsea can enjoy one more season of grandma cougar then

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3 years to go today it was half time in the uwcl final we were 2-0 down against Wolfsburg. I was having e meltdown saying late guijarro was the world football player the world has ever seen and she should be subbed off at half time. Needless to say I was not saying anything of the sort when it was 50 minutes into the game and ashes scored a brace and it was 2-2

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Can confidently say my dreams of playing alexia putellas in the fa cup next season is officially over

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Kika needs booking into therapy I’m genuinely worrying about this girl.

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I don’t like Lucy bronze in the slightest but if she doesn’t stay at Chelsea and we bring her back even for just a season it will be incredible simply coz Ona will have left for no fucking reason 😭😭

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2 years ago today I was on the same flight to Eindhoven as Laia Aleixandri and Jill Scott. Only difference is I was sat next to Jill Scott on the plane and not Laia

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Christ almighty that better not be real

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McCabe to Chelsea would be the funniest thing ever😂 Funny how gooners went from “don’t hate on a player from wanting to be close to her gf and be paid more” to “mccabe is a snake”.

It’s the biggest load of karma I could’ve wished for. Going from tweeting about culers being an awful fanbase to being 10x worse than we have been 😭

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I’m going to the FA cup final tomorrow with my mum and my friend. Said friend I matched with on HINGE 2 years ago what the fuck do I say to my mum if she asks how we met especially since I’ve not officially come out to her 😭😭

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Cars locked in the car park were now stuck in Watford until tomorrow at the earliest

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What are your dream signings for this season since we have a slight budget increase?

Martina Fernandez back home

Klara bühl

I’d quite like Maya le tissier for my English bias and that she’s too good for United

Alexia putellas

And for RB I genuinely have no idea

Oh shit Kerstin Casparij to piss my friend off coz she supports city

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I’m going to the FA cup final tomorrow with my mum and my friend. Said friend I matched with on HINGE 2 years ago what the fuck do I say to my mum if she asks how we met especially since I’ve not officially come out to her 😭😭

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Since Michelle kang is a knob and we’re now in need for a new CB and. new RB can we just make transfer rumours for every LCL, Lyon and Spirit play that plays in those positions to put her on edge

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Like why do I need to talk about school? I’m 24