Oh, see, that’s a good one. That’s probably the best answer someone’s given me. Good job thinking on your feet, C.
I am always here to help with "hypothetical" questions.
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Oh, see, that’s a good one. That’s probably the best answer someone’s given me. Good job thinking on your feet, C.
I am always here to help with "hypothetical" questions.
Of course it’s not, I suddenly turn all lame and bitchy when I am bored. It’s like you got to walk around watching your own back. Excuse you? Egotistical? Me? Never. Pft, you are just clearly upset that nobody told you bout your bad breathe.
Well remind me to always have some toys or something around you so you are never bored. I would rather had bad breath, which I don't have, than have a head to big for my own body. I am pretty sure that there is a therapy group for that.
Ok, hypothetical: You’re at a bar, right? And you’re in with a fake ID because, obviously, you’re not 21. And you’re flirting with this super hot guy… like super hot. So you buy a drink and get carded, duh, and the super hot guy you’re talking to sees your fake ID and calls you on the fact that the name on the ID is totally not that name you gave him, and he tells you he’s a cop. Right, so, hypothetically, what do you do?
Hypothetically you would say "well will you look at that. I must have grab my sisters ID instead." Then you laugh and say it happens all the time.
What makes you think I would want to hurt you? Just shush and let my big head get bigger and bigger. You know that makes me way more fun, and would you rather have a boring version of me?!
Oh god no! Boring you is not okay. I just don't want and egotistical version of you.
What a dumbass, you just can’t make that line sounds good. So yeah, go back and reevaluate your life.
Was that suppose to hurt me? Nice try but I will not alllow your ego to grow any bigger.
I’m really hoping you weren’t using them for inappropriate reasons, I swear I’ll never be able to look at them again without questioning what you did.
Well I hope you weren't planning on using them anytime soon because I am not telling you what I did with them.
Fine, whatever. I’ll risk finding rat children so your room can smell like daisies.
Oh bless your little heart. You will be the best rat mother ever.
Excuse you but I am pretty fresh down there — wait, that was not a smart use of words, huh? Still, you know what I meant. Yeah well, I bet they like it all stinky and such.
Look El, I came out tonight to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
I think you all need to fuckin’ breathe for a few seconds — kick back, listen to some music, and realize that this place is much better than some cardboard box on the side of the street.
So what you are saying is that you have lived in a cardboard box prior to this?
Haven’t decided if this is going to be the biggest mistake of my life or not yet.
Well take a trip down memory lane and see how the others stack up.
Lets play a guessing game. Is it night time or is this building so shitty and dirty that you can’t see through the window?
Yes.
Who has bad history with nose plugs? How could you have bad history with nose plugs?
Welp when you use them for reasons they should not be used, you will be forever scarred.
Oh shut up, you are jealous cause you didn’t get your way in between them. We should get you some deodorant or something. And mouth wash, as soon as possible.
My way would have at least cleaned up some of the cobwebs down there. Beside I have never heard people complain before.\
Yeah I’m pretty sure one of those huge rats died somewhere in here. I vote that you should clean it up.
Why should I be the one to clean it? Did I kill the rat?
Uh.. Gross! I swear when I came into this apartment I put in nose plugs for like two days straight and now I just can’t smell it anymore.. or anything. You should give it a try.
Nose plugs and I don't have the best history.
I don’t think I’m looking forward to calling an abandoned building home. In a random scenario what if you had to give out your address? Wouldn’t be somewhat embarrassing, not to mention the odor.
For me this is only temporary. Once I make enough money I am out.