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Terrible at maths but I’ll do my best!
It’s okay! Even if you can’t figure it out I appreciate your help so much!
No, I just feel like it’s a good reason to put the offer out there. I like sex, so i’ll take any excuse I have in order to have more. I don’t see what’s the problem with that. I plan on having fun in high school, simple as that.
So you enjoy just sleeping with random girls for fun?
What? What’s so funny?
Nothing, I just like the new look, I think you can pull it off.
How the hell do all of those happy-go-lucky people stay calm and positive all day? I can’t get half way through the day without feeling like I need to stab someone in the face with a fork.
How does someone annoy you enough for you to wish to stab them in the face with a fork?
So the gossip blog wants me to have sex more often? I feel inclined to do just that, so if you think you could handle a night with me– let’s see what you got. Needless to say, all you gay guys should really ignore me saying this. I would never let a dick come within a mile of my ass.
So if the gossip blog wanted to you jump off a bridge would you feel inclined to do so as well? Because if you ask me that sounds like a horrible reason to sleep with someone.
Do you think you could possibly help me out? Math is not my strongest subject.
Look my meds are working finally, so don’t fuck up my good vibes.
I’m so proud of you Kels! How are you feeling right now?
“I’m terribly hungover, so I’m not really processing anything you’re saying.”
“How much did you drink?”
Shit. Did I fall asleep? I’m sorry.
You might have [giggles].
I’m sorry, I have no idea what you just said.
I’m not repeating myself if that’s what you want.
Aw, you’re so cute. You’re all worried about me. I’m fine, alright? The only thing that’s bruised is my ego, really.
Thanks, I think. You took quite a hit there, I’m surprised your ego is the only thing bruised. If it helps your ego at all I think you’re a pretty tough guy getting back up after that hit.
I swear this class is one of the most boring things ever, someones gunna need to cheer me up after this.
And what can I do to cheer you up?
Gotta love it when your own family tells you that your dreams are unreasonable. Aren’t they the ones who are supposed to help you reach your dreams?
That’s sad, why would they tell you that?
This is my third cup of coffee and it’s only 10 AM. I’ve got a problem.
Nothing wrong with that, better a coffee addiction than any other kind.
But….but I trusted you.
“What did I do?”
Ugh my back hurts so bad. I really need a spa day or at least a decent massage.
If you ever need a spa buddy you can count me in.
I hate those moments where you hate a song so much but yet when you hear it on the radio, you can’t help but sing along. It’s like the radio does this shit to us on purpose.
I’m guilty of doing that every time I hear Friday, I don’t know why I can’t help but sing along.