take a shot for me

Sebastian Cohen; basically royal.

[sadsadsaddd]

You got jokes huh, Seb?

[fckbash]

Jokes? If you wanna call it that. I'm just making sure.

[alanafcks-deactivated20150421]

Yup. Seriously? I’m the opposite. To an extent anyways. I love hearing new music and being introduced to artists that I’ve never heard, but I also love hearing my favorite songs over and over again and worshiping artists that I’ve been a fan of for ages. Pharrell, however, isn’t number one on my list, either. 

[fckbash]

Yeah, going to Yeezus two nights in a row was almost torture. I had to sit down and cover my ears half way through. But I did it... for Kanye West.

[alanafcks-deactivated20150421]

Yeah, that’d be her. She’s amazing, man. I had the opportunity to meet her once and she’s seriously the coolest person ever.  As for the band, I’ve been obsessed since middle school. 

[fckbash]

Middle school? That's a long time. I can hardly stand hearing the same artist on the radio more than once in a week. Like... fuckin' Pharrell.  

[alexiasart]

I’m not asking you, I’m telling you. We’re going into that club and you’re going to have fun.

[fckbash]

No, get away from me. I didn't come to dance. Please Stop It's Really Gross. You said we were going for beer.

[hyfrlennon-blog]

I made my mom breakfast in bed this morning. Am I good son or am I a good son?

[fckbash]

Don't you have a maid for that?

[marcokappelli]

It’s the first of April tomorrow.

[fckbash]

I dare you to try and come up with something funny for April Fools. It's been a pretty irrelevant date for years. You know aside then all the ugly chicks telling there friends "I'm pregnant, haha April fools!!!" But that has never been funny.

[sadsadsaddd]

I’m just about done with today and it’s not even over.

[fckbash]

Did you fall in dog shit again or something?

[cassiegoth]

Sometimes I feel sorry for groupers but most times I’m just like, “Oh, honey.”

[fckbash]

What is "Oh, honey"? My mom "Oh, honey"s me all the time.

[alanafcks-deactivated20150421]

Hayley Williams is a total babe and I would literally date the fuck out of her if I had the chance. It’s such a shame that she’s six years older than me and has been taken for what feels like a million years..

[fckbash]

That's the one from Paramore right? Never saw the fascination. With her or that band.

[fckbash]

[fckbash]

TASK ONE; Phone Facts.

O1. What is your wallpaper?

  O2. Last two check-ins on Facebook;

'What the fuck is this raw fish shit' — at Nobu with Gianna Bishop

'Finally using the bikes we got for Christmas. Awesome' — at Amago Sports with Francis Taylor

O3. Three best friends on Snapchat;

Gianna Bishop

Blue Merlot

Sloane Woods

O4. Four most recent outgoing texts;

Camille — Just bc you don't reply, doesn't mean I'm gonna stop texting you.................. Hello.......

Willow — How are you feeling? Wanna see a movie or something?

Nico — Hey did you take the photo of your butt yet? :)xx

Skylar — Mom said to ask if you wanted to come over for dinner on Friday or something idk.

O5. Five most played songs;

Strawberry Bubblegum — Justin Timberlake

Kaleidoscope Dream — Miguel

Over My Dead Body — Drake

The Last Song — Iggy Azalea

I Like — Jeremih feat. Ludacris

O6. Last six tweets;

@bashcohen; Yeezus tonight was so yes.

@bashcohen; YEEZUS ROUND THREE WITH @gibishop

@bashcohen; Have you ever just stood in Armani and smelt it?

@bashcohen; Heading to Giorgio Armani today with the stylist, thank u mommy.

@bashcohen; Made a few people cry at the gym today... oops

@bashcohen; WHAT THE FUCKS UP SAN FRAN??

[whplashs]

I got my extensions put back in, since my hair’s long enough now. Do you like them?

[fckbash]

Yeah, you look good. Uh, not that you didn't before. You just look like... you again, you know?

[sadsadsaddd]

Do you want a cookie?

[fckbash]

Do you have a cookie?

[gdiemilie-deactivated20140925]

Tough? I’d say it’s more than just tough. I don’t, no, but something tells me you don’t either.

[fckbash]

I'm sure I could with guns like these. I've just never been present for a robbery. 

[whplashs]

You’ve always been superman to me.

[fckbash]

Well, I try you know.

[ncah]

The third time? Wow. People need to start taking care of their animals around here.

[fckbash]

Or do what all the parents do and get a nanny.

[gdiemilie-deactivated20140925]

I’d have given up after the second time of chasing the dog. And catching a dog doesn’t make you a local superman. Stopping robberies on a regular basis does.

[fckbash]

Tough crowd in this city. Do you stop robberies on a regular basis?