okdyl·:
So what did I end up doing today? I nearly burned the kitchen down. That’s right. Boiled water actually does scorch and you know what? I call that a very well discovered and unforgettable fun fact. Point one for Dylan.
It’s not something we all haven’t done before. And hey, the good news is you’re still alive, buddy. Definitely one point for you, zero points to the universe for being against you.
















