Eye on it

What's up!? Names Austin DiNorscio I'm a writer at Viking Studios and a very successful one at that. I write for a show called Show Choir, perhaps you've heard of it.. If not, well than you should check it out and let me know what you think. I'm gonna stop rambling now, lets chat you might actually like me

[fckmalachi]

  Right, you’re a writer aren’t you? You know, I’ve never seen one of you on break. It seems like you’re all working the hardest of us all.

[fckinaustin]

Yes, I write for Show Choir. Mostly we all just take our breaks in our trailers cause it's quite but it's gotten a little to stuffy in there lately. We have to work harder cause without us you's would be out of a job. 

[fckmalachi]

  I’ve found that the only way you get some peace and quiet on your break around here is if you leave the studio completely.

[fckinaustin]

I have to much work to do so I don't really feel comfortable leaving though that's normally what I do. 

[jetblacksheart-blog]

  It’s like you want me to sneak up behind you and give you a heart attack.

[fckinaustin]

I like a good thrill as much as the next person, just make sure no one is within ear shot cause I can guarantee they we be deaf. 

[jetblacksheart-blog]

  I wouldn’t hurt a fly!

[fckinaustin]

No, you'd just scare them to death. 

[jetblacksheart-blog]

  I’ll be sure to wear earplugs. 

[fckinaustin]

I can already tell that you are a cruel, cruel woman. 

[jetblacksheart-blog]

  I was born to give people heart attacks, just kidding. But, no, I’m getting this ‘makeover’ and you’ll be the first one to see.

[fckinaustin]

If you want to hear me scream like a girl, which by the way is a deafening sound I suggest you don't.

[fckinaustin]

Okay.. The first few days the dash was boomin' what the hell happened? It's like prehistorically slow now :( 

[jetblacksheart-blog]

I volunteer for any of the makeup artists to use me as their model. I want to look like Jeff the Killer, please.

It’s never too late to scare the living shit out of everybody.

[fckinaustin]

Yeah, I say we don't do this and I keep my heart in it's proper place inside my chest... It likes it there. 

[jace-anders-deactivated20140110]

To whoever threw iced coffee on me..thank you.

I now smell like a walking Starbucks.

[fckinaustin]

I hope you threw something back at them. 

[larson-moore]

  Can ya’ make Damon sprout wings and fly off in one of the episodes? Or tell someone to make it happen. ‘Cause that’d be real neat.

[fckinaustin]

That's a completely weird request but I will find your writer and inform him that you would like your character to become a fairy. Though with a show like that it wouldn't surprise me. 

[themightyfalls-rp]

  Bother, bother, bother.

[fckinaustin]

Yep just like I thought. Everyone always bothers me. 

[fckinaustin]

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[fckinaustin]

@AustinDiNorscio: A Def Leppard song just played and for a split second I thought my phone was playing 'Pretty Fly For A While Guy'

[brushesandblood-blog]

  Oh, I knew you could be trusted.  Come on over whenever you need privacy.  Just remember to knock twice and then make the sound of a dying giraffe.

Or you could just, you know, come in.

[fckinaustin]

A dying giraffe? I would if I knew what a dying giraffe even sounded like. 

[fckinaustin]

[brushesandblood-blog]

  Camouflage is something we’re good with here.

See, that is a dangerous thing to tell me.  The classics can be covered.  But no “99 Luftballoons” or “Come On Eileen or other one hit wonder crap will ever come out of my speakers.

[fckinaustin]

Well I'd hope you were good at camouflage seeing how you are a make up artist. 

Oh no, I'm talking Def Leppard, Van Halen, Twisted Sister, Kiss, stuff like that. None of that one hit wonder shit.  

[viviennehqs]

  What would you count as an interesting topic?

[fckinaustin]

I don't know, music, television... Food.