of ravens and writing desks

joel; i'm a loser, baby

[vivijfc-deactivated20140704]

Don’t joke about those, man. My mom suffers from them.

[fckjoel]

Shit, 'm sorry. I don't think before I talk. 

[sabrinaduh-deactivated20151108]

You can’t do much about it. I mean the kids will always want a picture before they go see another character.

[fckjoel]

Still -- d'ya reckon they'd take notice if I stuck a 'no flash photography' sign on my shirt?

[pcejules-deactivated20140705]

It’s a rough life, living in all of this fame. Maybe you should add some sunglasses to your wardrobe.

[fckjoel]

I don't think The Mad Hatter wore sunglasses.

[vivijfc-deactivated20140704]

You keep us all safe.

[fckjoel]

Tell me that when I can't watch anythin' because I start havin' seizures.

[fckindamaris]

I have arthritis, so, we can be, like, disease buddies if you do!

[fckjoel]

Quick, stick labels on our costumes and shove us in the sick bay!

[fckjoel]

he'll act like he hates being the mad hatter but it rlly makes him so happy

he is a stubborn puppy like he is actually a giant puppy

he dropped outta uni but he's still paying his student loan off bc he's a dickhead

he can be rlly rude but he's actually hella nice too?????? idk he's an oddball

i swear to god he never takes off his makeup right so he 24/7 looks like he's got shit on his face but it's just makeup

he has no idea what he's hoping to get out of working at disney 

he has no idea whether he likes chicks or dudes he's just going w/ whatever

im tired i have no idea wtf this is

[fckjoel]

The things I do to keep the peace.. I swear to god, I'm gonna get epilepsy from workin' with all these cameras.