FUCKWEASEL !

he was clearly related to declan: same nose, same dark eyebrows, same p h e n o m e n a l teeth. but there was a carefully cultivated sense of DANGER to this lynch brother. this was not a rattlesnake hidden in the grass, but a deadly CORAL SNAKE striped with warning colors. everything about him was a warning: if this snake bit you, you had no one to blame but YOURSELF. [ aff. ronan lynch from trc. ]

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ofkryptonians:

“This was an old one, so that’s fine”

“Like I said, don’t give a fuck.”

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ronan’s bucket list | task #4

start a bonfire

bungee jumping

get a piercing

have a paintball fight

adopt and play with the pets from the animal shelter

make a vat of slime

play in a pool of orbeez

go go-kart racing

spend an entire day only using segway as a transport

have a scary movie marathon

make a fort in an apartment lounge

have a chubby bunny sing off and see who wins

play twister with paint

play extreme frisbee

go trampolining

play on a kid’s playground

go on a hike around the forests

try a weird food combination

make milkshakes / smoothies in different flavours

make the ultimate board game

go an entire conversation speaking with helium voice

splurge an entire day on shopping

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ofkryptonians:

“I usually don’t get angry, I’m a happy person but I just can’t really help myself right now”

“S’long as you don’t punch my car, I don’t really give a fuck.”

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speedsteriisms:

          “ dude, i really can’t tell if you’re serious of if you’re just drunk, “    he said, chuckling. though the thought was absurd, barry couldn’t really be surprised that there could be someone who was part tree. he’d definitely seen crazier.

          “ even better. i’m both, ”     ronan says with a laugh. it’s not something he would usually be revealing to complete strangers, but he’s in a mood.     “ seriously, though. i thought i’d seen it all, and then bam. sargent just up and turns into foliage. ”

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speedsteriisms:

          “ i’m just… —— i’m gonna pretend i didn’t hear that, “    he said, scrunching up his nose, practically cringing at the other’s statement.

          “ go ahead, man, but it’s true, ”    ronan gave a drunken laugh and a shake of his head. “ i really do know a girl who’s part-tree. ”

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silver-bowed-huntress:

“Well hopefully she didn’t explore into my apartment… My rats are in there, and I doubt that’d be a good combination.” She rubbed her eyes again. “Sorry… I’m a grouch when I first wake up.”

He scoffs out a laugh, giving the girl a nod. “She doesn’t normally eat rats. But yeah, that would probably suck.” The only initial acknowledgement he gives her apology is a gruff nod: apt, considering he’s a grouch pretty much all the time. “s’Fine. I’m Ronan.”

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silver-bowed-huntress:

Allison yawned, and leant in the doorway, rubbing the sleep out of her eyes. “No, I haven’t… where’d you lose her?”

“I didn’t lose her. We were walking and she just flew off - she likes to explore.”

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silver-bowed-huntress:

“…. It’s 3am. What do you want?”

“I’m looking for my raven. Her name’s Chainsaw. You seen her?”

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qullnzel:

❛ can I help ya with somethin’? ❜ raising a perfectly arched brow at the person standing nearby; a hint of a smirk. with a baseball bat slung over one shoulder, the CLOWN let it drop to the side. red lips curving as high heels stepped on the broken glass of the store front. ❛ mistah J always said. ❜ pausing while lifting the bat to the person, ❛ everything’s always free in ‘ta candy store. get it? come on, entertain me. ❜

❛ the fuck? ❜ ronan barely has time to take in the shattered storefront before the girl is pointing her baseball bat at his chest. he glares at it, as though it’ll shy away from him out of intimidation: it wouldn’t be the FIRST inanimate object to do so. from his shoulder, chainsaw ruffles her glossy black feathers and caws angrily, her claws digging into the skin of ronan’s shoulders. ❛ what’d you do that for? ❜

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shuffledstiles:

“Cereal? I guess even ravens have their guilty pleasures. How long has she been with you?”

“Probably a little over a year.” It was right around the time Blue had begun joining the boys on their hunt for Glendower, which felt more like decades ago than a single year.

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shuffledstiles:

“Fair enough. It’s still awesome though. What does a raven eat? Seeds and fruits?”

“Nah, mostly insects. She likes cereal too, though, for some reason.”

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srgentblu:

            “  ———-  trees are not stupid,  asshole. ”  blue’s aware just about anything could be categorised by the adjective ‘ stupid ’ when being viewed through the mind of ronan lynch,  but she’s decided to be OFFENDED based on principle.  she cranes her neck,  squints her good eye up at the tree wistfully with the slightest curve of amusement set on her lips.  “ she’s sick of your electronica. ”

            “ yeah, yeah, yeah, not all of them. but this one isn’t sentient, so it’s stupid. ”  his words are delivered with their usual level of harshness, but there’s a GLINT in his eyes that arrived when he realized who he was speaking to. he’d never admit it out loud, but he does like having blue around, and he’s pleased to see her.  “ shut the fuck up, she loves my electronica. how the hell’d you end up here, sargent? it’s been just noah and me for AGES. ”

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chocolatefrogsforharry:

“I know a store that has them for sale as pets.” Harry nodded. “She died a few years back. I was given a cat shortly after. I just haven’t been able to get another since. I mean I could. I haven’t felt right about it yet.”

“Huh.” Ronan’s not typically known for showing any emotion other than anger, so he’s not the type to share deep, apologetic sentiments, either. “That sucks,” is the only condolence he can offer, but the words are truthful nonetheless. “I don’t actually know if Chainsaw can die or not.”

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ohcxptxinmycxptxin:

“Sounds like Myfanwy… She was a pterodactyl back home in Cardiff… She lived at work and would rarely come to me… She’d come to Ianto sometimes but rarely me.” He snorted before watching the raven. He made a slight clicking noise to it to signal for it to come down.

“Aren’t those extinct? And who’s Ianto?” Chainsaw gave the man an indignant caw and hopped up to a higher branch, causing Ronan to groan. “Seriously? Come on, Chainsaw.”

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chocolatefrogsforharry:

“Oh,” Harry laughed softly. “I see now. I just thought she was a normal bird. I used to have an owl myself.”

“Yeah?” Ronan raises an eyebrow, and Chainsaw ruffles her feathers. “How’d you manage to get one of those?”

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mchneva:

          her eyebrows raised quickly as she glanced back up at the tree.    “ a raven?? wow, people in america really do have weird pets. “

          he scoffs, giving a shake of his head.    “ a raven’s a weird pet, even by american standards. ”

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chocolatefrogsforharry:

“Do you have a chainsaw stuck in the tree? Because yelling at it most likely won’t make it come down.” He hadn’t noticed the bird.

“Not a chainsaw. Chainsaw,” Ronan griped as the raven in question finally made her way out of the tree to land on his shoulder. “She’s a raven.”