I'M PIZZA, nice to meet you

[krisadilli]

When I get comfortable with people I start using them as pillows and foot rests

[themindprobe]

when i get used as a pillow or foot rest i feel loved

[varying-degrees-of-regret]

I am both of these people

[patrik-star]

I relate with sandy

[moschino-s]

[fashion]

Moschino SS17. 

[autohaste]

My Xanax purse

[pure]

my time to shine

[jodiefoster]

you: i love you More me, pulling out a flip chart: that’s cute but actually i love you more. as you can see, the statistics clearly show-

[twitterlols]

-______-

[slamdunkers--remade-deactivated]

THIS STRANGER JUST OPENED MY FRONT DOOR PETTED MY DOG SAW ME AND LEFT

[slamdunkers--remade-deactivated]

i just met my step-brother for the first time

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

“boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 

[not-humor]

Fapping Everyday

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

[thyartisdisney]

LABRATHOR

[braindead]

[notjessica]

y do dudes get like… offended when a fat girl loves herself…. lmao

[splashmeadouble]

[fckyouimpizza]

in movies:

person: *sees blood stain*

person: *touches it*

person:

person:

person:

person: blood

[africugh]

[onlytwitterpics]

[memewhore]

[donesparce-deactivated20160928]