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hate when people think the only archetype possible for a male sidekick to a female protagonist is a soft boi and/or himbo. like the implication there is that the only reason a man would ever defer to a woman’s authority is if he was a bumbling idiot. love male supporting characters who are smart and strong and confident and can step up when necessary but still kind and humble enough to let someone else take the lead most of the time

goldensunset

ok another good point here

hail-the-villainess

The princess does not have "depression," it's called an Air of Melancholy and it makes me very beautiful in a dignified and subtly tragic way

thisisdaddyspage

Show daddy that nice picture again

filthinfatuated

bell-loved

world changing post

cutecipher

when people talk about the "human condition" they mostly mean lactose intolerance and needing glasses

cutecipher

yup no one in other countries needs glasses or has lactose intolerance

brionysea

*sees whatever the fandom is doing* there's a really good story happening on the actual show if you want to watch that instead

segamascott

gunsandfireandshit

sergal

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

sergal

Oh My God Damn

depsidase

j-swin79

I would come into the shop an hour before my start time to vacuum, clean up, etc. every day at my old job and the one time I asked to leave 30 minutes early to pick up my kid I was asked if I was going to come all the way back to lock up afterwards. I suddenly realized no matter how much extra you do it’s never appreciated.

The next day I came in at my official start time and left at my official quitting time and it stayed that way until I quit a month later.

Don’t let them take advantage of you.

wynsvre

snoopy as gregor samsa

muppetshow2026

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

lesbian-toddhoward

give me booboo wheel... i must have booboo wheel i simply must!

godspeedyoublackemperor

tonguetyd

Southerners really went off with “y’all” and the Brits really went off with “innit” but most of all the Aussies really went off with calling everyone cunts all the time

adventures-in-poor-planning

prayer to whichever dead catholic person is most appropriate: may I not have to run a whole week of surprise camps on crutches. in a knee brace.

adventures-in-poor-planning

Im agnostic raised liberal protestant, but absolutely the catholics got saints right. Sometimes your problem is so fucking specific you need Some Guy. If you're listening, Guy of Workers Who Have Strain Injuries,

adventures-in-poor-planning