Some Protective Friend/Sibling/Parent figure starters
“It doesn’t seem THAT dangerous…”
“Sorry, but I’ve made up my mind.”
“Don’t try to talk me out of this.”
“But It’s easy, I’ve done it before- oops.”
“He was just having a friendly conversation with me!”
“I like being friends with every single person I meet.”
“How did you even find me here?”
“It’s not that bad, really! I can walk!”
“I wasn’t being reckless, I was thinking quickly!”
“I’m not that tired, I can still keep going!”
“Don’t take it easy on me this time.”
“Yeah yeah, it’s just a small cold.”
“I really was behaving, honest.”
“You always treat me like a kid!”
“I was asking for an outing together, not a personal body guard.”
“I think I’m a little drunk… Just a little.”
“If I tell you, promise you don’t get mad?”
“You’re grounding me?! It’s not fair!”
“What were you thinking?!”
“I don’t like the look of that guy…”
“What happened? Are you hurt?”
“You could of gotten yourself killed!”
“Slow down, you’ll just wear yourself out.”
“I’ll handle this, you leave.”
“You’re in over your head.”
“Are you seriously drunk?”
“I’m just trying to watch out for you.”
“You don’t have to worry. I’ve got your back.”
“You’re running a fever!”
“Here, I’ll carry you the rest of the way.”
“It’s better if you don’t know.”
“You had me so worried….”
“When that person asked if they could have you for dessert tomorrow I think they literally meant it.”