Weclome to...well, whatever this is

Hello! This is an imagines blog for fe13 & 14! This piece of trash is run by Mod Silas, Mod Soleil, and Mod Laslow. We accept hcs, oneshots, and matchups! Ask box is open!

[kosmogrl]

deciding one day that you want to build a life for yourself is so scary. like damn I really want to live… I’m new to this. where do I even begin

[gabisart]

𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙗𝙪𝙧𝙣 𝙖𝙨 𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 🔥

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[eggl-rd]

[goatpaste]

Attacka

[emmatheward]

- How to Dragon Your Train

[mastersofthe80s]

David Cronenberg and Clive Barker

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Who are the dudes holding them?

[cipheramnesia]

Stephen King and Jerry Seinfeld

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[cock-holliday]

[xx-vergil-xx]

they are. they are the blueprint. i will never be normal about them. never.

[nanyoky]

I want to write an alternative version of Romeo and Juliet where instead of being a little ponce and trying to work things out for himself, Romeo asks his smarter friends what to do about the whole thing and Benvolio and Mercutio come up with the world’s greatest plan:

Marriage of convenience between Juliet and Mercutio.

Think about it.

Juliet’s parents want her to marry into the Prince’s family. Mercutio is a good compromise between no marriage and Paris.

Mercutio probably won’t get his inheritance if he keeps being HELLA FUCKING GAY ALL OVER THE PLACE so a beard is only a benefit to him.

They would probably get along great rolling their eyes at how adorably stupid Romeo is.

Romeo and Benvolio could get a “bachelor pad” right next to Juliet and Mercutio’s house. Every night, Romeo and Mercutio high five as they hop the fence to go bang their one true love.

The second half of the play is just all of them trying to keep up the charade and being “THIS CLOSE” to getting caught all the time. But everything ends nicely because true love conquers all.

Everybody wins. Nobody dies.

[crystallizedtwilight]

[polturn]

Commission of @crowske’s oc Perseus, a monster that lives in an abandoned observatory (so great). And wow i got to draw the cutest little bird feet too!! I ended up making this transparent as well it just felt right i guess. 

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[littlegreen]

like are you kidding

[snugglyaggron]

(source post)

[colorbandiits]

[image description: a screenshot from Reddit of a post by u/noearthsociety. The post reads “so my boyfriend came out to me as FTM last week. It hasn’t affected our relationship or attraction; it’s just a matter of getting used to his new name and pronouns. The other day, I woke up next to him and started to say, “good morning, gorgeous,” but caught myself mid-sentence and tried to swap it out for “handsome.” Instead, though, I kissed him on the forehead and whispered, “good morning, whore.” Queer love is a beautiful thing.” The post is tagged as “celebratory” and has 1.8k upvotes. End ID]

[nestedneons]

Tradpunks by the greydient

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mochike]

happy early valentine’s day, y’all

[swav-deactivated20220514]

choose your fighter

[swav-deactivated20220514]

the correct answer was…………………hobgoblin 3

[pointnclick]

Ladies and gentlemen hobgoblin number three

[traitspourtraits]