burn

what’s so great about Valinor

How to convince brother to stop being a weirdo.

#the silmarillion #silmarillion #feanoriantrashgroup #feanor #tfunetwork #feanor googles

How to convince children to stop wasting time in getting the Silmarils back

what are twins?

caranthirgoogles

Why is @grimagoogles so interested in finding our silmarils???

#feanor googles #grimagoogles #caranthirgoogles

how to tell mortal to stop looking for something that isn’t his and also to being a creep in general

how to kill an evil vala

#feanor googles #morgothgoogles

Why does everyone insist on mentioning SIlmarils this does not help my healing process.

caranthirgoogles

Same

#curufingoogles #caranthirgoogles #WHERE ARE THEY????

speaking of silmarils....

how to count to seven

#feanor googles #feanoriantrashgroup #feanor #the silmarillion #nerdanelgoogles

fastest route to Middle-earth

#feanor googles #feanor #the silmarillion #silmarillion #feanoriantrashgroup

But if you’re really aggravated with him, you’ll go with the fate worse than death route, ie attacking his hair. There’s not much point if he doesn’t live to regret it.

#if you can work it into whatever crazy bdsm routine you kids get up to these days

#you could also just tie him up

#which would solve luthien’s restraining order problem

#as well as get you laid

Mom omg.

maglorgoogles

Mom I think it wasn’t a good idea to leave you behind

#she doesn't seem to miss out on anything tbh #maglorgoogles #nerdanelgoogles #feanor googles

well she didn’t want to come

what is my fave murder squad actually up to?

#celegormgoogles #curufingoogles #maedhrosgoogles #maglorgoogles #caranthirgoogles #ambarussagoogles #feanor googles

celegormgoogles

I need motherly advice from @nerdanelgoogles, why won’t @luthiengoogles marry me?

When a girl doesn’t want to marry you, she won’t marry you. The end.

celegormgoogles

Does @feanorgoogles have any fatherly advice to add? Something more helpful than what mother said I hope

#celegormgoogles #feanor googles

don’t get her flowers or a dog, get her silmarils, or more specifically: get me my silmarils back.

how to politely steal ships

what to do if owners of the ships notice that you’re trying to steal them

is mass murder an appropriate option?

#feanor googles #the silmarillion #feanor

how popular am I really?

signs that people aren’t particular fond of you

how to tell if someone hates you

#feanor googles #the silmarillion #feanor

Valinor Angband google maps

#feanor googles #feanoriantrashgroup #tfunetwork #the silmarillion #feanor

as a side effect of inventing the newspaper I have also invented the printing press

i think i will hit your father with that instead

*hefts a gutenberg*

now I regret that I invented writing

rúmil the sage would like to have a word with you about copyright infringement

#well okay tolkien did part he made me create it so technically #i still invented it #on another note: who still uses sarati??#sorry buddy #*but not part

who invented the tengwar script?

don’t be rude or i will invent newspapers and hit you with one

yes they are all equally pretty except for curufin

#idk why but I think he’s the best looking

Have I ever told you how awesome you are, dad?

maglorgoogles

Atar is being mean again

as a side effect of inventing the newspaper I have also invented the printing press

i think i will hit your father with that instead

*hefts a gutenberg*