how do I ground my children when I’m dead

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@feanorgoogles
how do I ground my children when I’m dead
whats so great about the silmarils
Are you SERIOUS?
what’s so great about Valinor
How to convince brother to stop being a weirdo.
How to convince children to stop wasting time in getting the Silmarils back
what are twins?
Why is @grimagoogles so interested in finding our silmarils???
how to tell mortal to stop looking for something that isn’t his and also to being a creep in general
how to kill an evil vala
Why does everyone insist on mentioning SIlmarils this does not help my healing process.
Same
speaking of silmarils....
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fastest route to Middle-earth
But if you’re really aggravated with him, you’ll go with the fate worse than death route, ie attacking his hair. There’s not much point if he doesn’t live to regret it.
#if you can work it into whatever crazy bdsm routine you kids get up to these days
#you could also just tie him up
#which would solve luthien’s restraining order problem
#as well as get you laid
Mom omg.
Mom I think it wasn’t a good idea to leave you behind
well she didn’t want to come
what is my fave murder squad actually up to?
I need motherly advice from @nerdanelgoogles, why won’t @luthiengoogles marry me?
When a girl doesn’t want to marry you, she won’t marry you. The end.
Does @feanorgoogles have any fatherly advice to add? Something more helpful than what mother said I hope
don’t get her flowers or a dog, get her silmarils, or more specifically: get me my silmarils back.
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what to do if owners of the ships notice that you’re trying to steal them
is mass murder an appropriate option?
how popular am I really?
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Valinor Angband google maps
as a side effect of inventing the newspaper I have also invented the printing press
i think i will hit your father with that instead
*hefts a gutenberg*
now I regret that I invented writing
rúmil the sage would like to have a word with you about copyright infringement
who invented the tengwar script?
don’t be rude or i will invent newspapers and hit you with one
yes they are all equally pretty except for curufin
#idk why but I think he’s the best looking
Have I ever told you how awesome you are, dad?
Atar is being mean again
as a side effect of inventing the newspaper I have also invented the printing press
i think i will hit your father with that instead
*hefts a gutenberg*
now I regret that I invented writing