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My flawless solution to World Hunger

If everyone just agreed to stop eating nobody would ever go hungry again as they’d always have access to food.

#why has nobody thought of this yet #this plan is flawless #vote me for president of earth

I want to haunt people I've never met so they think they did something horrible in their past and try to fix it, but no, I'm just a jerk

#meme #ghost #I am a bad person #tag #another tag #joke

Head cannon: God blessed America but then he made them to powerful so he had to intervene and save the queen from it’s wrath

#irl #head cannon #jokes #god bless america #god save the queen #politics #history #zacc

d&d isn’t about being good, moral adventurers who save people. It’s about horrible, greedy murderers coming up with excuses on why what they’re doing is good with such skill and mental gymnastics it’d make the greatest lawyers jealous.

#d&d #muder hobo #joke #meme #dungeons and dragons #table top

If you take toast to mean sliced bread browned on both sides by exposure to radiant heat, such as a grill or fire and say that bread is baked dough, then pizza slices (but not pizzas themselves), are toast.

I will stand by this belief until the day I die

#food #jokes #definitions #logic #pizza #toast #something something how do I use tags #zacc

High School Musical 2 > every other piece of media ever made.

#high school musical 2 #high school musical #HSM #Facts #How do I use tags please help #music #movies #zacc

People always say that Hitler was a socialist, what is then followed by socialists saying that he's actually a capitalist. But maybe, just maybe, the reason why he was evil was not based on his economic policy, but because he committed mass genocide.

#hitler #politics #death #communism #capitalism #zacc

Instead of legalising euthanasia we should instead legalise ‘consensual murder’ as that opens to opportunity of bringing back duels to the death.

#law #justice #duel #joke #zacc #people have started replying to my posts and I still dont have an answer on how to use tags #murder #meme

In my opinion rat poison works pretty well as a supplement for the more fancy stuff. Yes, slightly less effective but that just allows you to more accurately moderate the amount used

Won’t teach you that in culinary school

#cooking #joke #poison #meme #zacc #how many times do I need to ask how to use tags?#Life hacks

Teleport is when you can move things from afar because tele- 'means from a far' and port is short for transport, meaning move. This means that teleport just means ‘move from afar’. Claw grabbers give you the power of teleportation

#claw grabber #words #jokes #teleport #logic #please explain how tags work my family are starving

Magic Phone Conspiracy

Technology is a government lie to hide the existence of magic Reason: In a world full of magic, with people flying around, shooting lasers & opening the third eye, government is impossible because of the difficulties with enforcing anything. That is why “Big Brother” wants us to think that magic isn’t real. Of course, that is easier said than done, people won’t just believe that this thing isn’t real when clearly magical things happen so often. Additionally Big Brother likes being able to use magic and don’t just want it to not exist. That is why they came up with “““Technology”””. They got magic spells and put it in fancy complex objects and told us that you can’t access that magic without using this devise you can’t begin to comprehend how to make. How genius of them, turn the thing that was keeping us free and turning it into something to control us, but think about it: Occam’s razor says that the simplest answer is usually correct, and which is simpler: however refrigerators are supposed to work or “Ice spell”. Also if phones shoot little lasers through the air or something why can’t we see them or get radiation poisoning (what is clearly just high quantities of magic entering the body) from them, or magicians, I saw one make a dove appear out of nowhere! How does that work? It just doesn’t make sense. This is why AnPrims are anarchist, they see through the lies of the Jedi State, they see technology isn’t real and reject it.

#Conspiracy #Magic #AnPrim #technology #Truth #joke #Please why wont anyone say how to use tags Im begging you #Magic Phone #Phone bad go outside

It is I, the powerful jinn Eugene Eliot! Or Gene E. for short

#Genie #joke #how do I use tags #why wont anyone tell me #zacc

If a bird steals your food you can legally eat it, same is true for people

#law #maymay #tag #another tag #joke #birds #food #i dunno how tags work

Does anyone else wish they could pull out their eyes whenever they wanted? Not like ‘EH! That’s horrible, I wish I could pull out my eyes so I could stop seeing that’. I just want to be able to take out my eyes sometimes, don’t need to be able to see with them when they’re taken out, just that I can see if I insert them again

#AmIRight?#OrAmIRight #strange #OMG Im so quirky uwu #me #me_irl #How do tags work?#zacc

Y'know some people don't include the soundtrack of high school musical 2 in their spotify playlist. Crazy, I know

#high-school-musical-2 #high-school-musical #joke #but-Im-not-actually-joking #music #bops #meme #What-kind-of-things-am-I-suppose-to-put-in-the-tags #art

The floor is a magnet: My proof? Everytime I throw a magnet it ends up landing on it even if I threw it in the opposite direction of the floor. This is the most logical explanation

#joke #meme #logic #magnets #still-dont-understand-tags #le-funny-maymay #physics

Technically there will be no more crime if we just get rid of all laws

#politics #crime #funny #anarchism #technicly-true #someone-please-explain-tags-to-me #joke

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