Fear & Hunger Incorrect Quotes

@xydo4art 's F&H incorrect quotes stuff:D

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D'arce: I think Ragnvaldr has a good heart.

Cahara, chuckling: Yeah. Under those good tits

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Cahara: Wait, wait! I can explain!

Enki: Can you?

Cahara: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie

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Cahara: If there is such a thing as true love, I’m sure I’ll never find it. But maybe, if it existed, I could steal it.

Celeste: Oh, don’t worry, pretty face. I’m sure that you’ll find it someday. Maybe you and I can even find it together.

Cahara: If I ever come across love, I'll steal it for you.

Cahara, under his breath: Wait. Holy shit, I think I just found it.

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Cahara: What if trees cry when we're eating their fruit?

Cahara: Because fruit is basically their babies

Cahara: So every time we eat an apple or something, we're eating a tree baby

Enki: What we are eating is their ovaries, actually

Ragnvaldr, lying in bed, too fucking tired for this: Please. Go to sleep

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Ragnvaldr: I wonder what butterflies taste like

Enki: Worse than cockroaches

Cahara: Huh?? How do you know?

Enki:

Enki: He asked and I answered, that is all you are going to get out of me.

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Nosramus: Ah yes, the two genders

Nosramus, pointing at Enki: the “I no longer wish to be perceived”

Nosramus, pointing at Cahara: and the “I have to be the most fuckable person in the market”

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Enki: I hate being touched

Enki: The last time I maintained physical contact with another person was in battle

Ragnvaldr: Nosramus is literally in your lap right now

Enki, Nosramus lounging across his thighs: This means nothing. Stay away from me

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D'arce: I don't know. What would you do?

Cahara, instantly: I’d change my name and move to another country.

D'arce:

Cahara:

Cahara: But that's just me

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D'arce: This is Ragnvaldr. He loves his personal space.

D'arce: And this is Cahara. He also loves Ragnvaldr's personal space.

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Ragnvaldr: How is everyone doing?

Cahara: Well, I'm still breathing.

Ragnvaldr: Are your standards really that low?

Cahara: I mean, it's better than D'arce over here.

D'arce, having an anxiety attack: I can't breathe-

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D'arce: What is your favorite color?

Cahara: Celeste. Wait, what was the question again?

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Nosramus every time Enki passes them the blunt: thank you my friend

Enki, lying down at their side zooted out on the dungeon herbs:

Nosramus: you know i really cherish your company

Enki, making smoke circles:

Nosramus: i really mean it. thank you

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Enki: In case you haven’t noticed, I'm weird. I’m a weirdo. I don't fit in. And I don't want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without these stupid black robes on? That's weird.

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Cahara, to his party with the Girl in tow: Let's play "I see something"!

Enki: I see someone who needs to shut the f^ck up.

Cahara: ...Is it me?

Enki: It is always you.

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D'arce: If anything happened to Girl I wouldn't be able to live with myself.

Cahara: Same. Ragnvaldr would kill us both.

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Cahara, putting his hands over Enki's eyes: Guess who!

Enki: It's either Cahara or the cold, clammy hands of death.

Cahara, pulling his hands away: It's Cahara!

Enki: *dissapointed sigh