MEOW MEOW MEOW inspired by this meme and this meme, I have put together my own list of prompts based on the shit I've said to or about my cats. feel free to adjust prompts to better suit your needs, and happy roleplaying!
I thought we were having a moment.
it's too early for anguished wailing!
why are you staring at me?
how could you do this to me?!
what is it? a ghost? a demon?
there's no way you're going out there. you live a comfy life now.
since when do you care so much about gravy?
I can never tell if you follow me around like this because you love me, or there's something you want from me.
you remind me so much of mac and cheese dust. it's crazy.
she killed it so you don't have to.
I'm sorry I threatened to eat you.
what did you do with my [thing]?
yeah, sure. because you haven't taken enough from me already.
pay attention, now. you might learn something.
are you watching your favorite show?
don't think I can't see right through you, [name]. you're only here because I'm making dinner.
[name], you asshole! I was worried sick about you!
how long have you been hiding in the closet?
would it be considered offensive if I called you a rodent?
sweetie pie, honey bunch, the love of my life... no.
her highness demands a morsel.
you don't know your own strength.
yeah, yeah. that's what I thought.
can I have some snuggles? a widdle smoochie-woochie?
you've got a head like a coconut.
that's enough television for you, mister.
I can't believe you would do that to your own brother!
alright, pack your bags. I'm sending you to the circus.
oh, how you've changed...
the ladies love him for his fat cheeks.
did you know? you're the best.