Ghost Stories meme
"Your mother’s dead? I’m so sorry… My mom’s alive, but I wish she weren’t."
"He’s crying... and the only thing I can think to do is punch him!"
"Oh look, it’s a talking cat. And I’m not even high yet."
"If you can’t beat ‘em, cry and blame your parents!"
"The power of Christ compels you... or whatever."
"I see dead people. And by dead people, I mean idiots."
"Your mother is a drunk. Your dad’s in prison. You have no friends."
"I’m gonna go home, take a long shower, and try to forget I ever met you."
"You’re such a disappointment that even your imaginary friends left you."
"I swear, if I die because of you, I’m going to haunt you forever!"
"Hey, don’t say ‘lazy.’ I prefer the term ‘selectively active.’"
"You think I wanted to end up ghost hunting? I had plans!"
"I didn’t sign up for ghost-hunting. I signed up for ‘sit quietly and hope nothing happens.’"
"God, please give me patience, because if you give me strength, I’m going to need bail money."
"Why don’t we just ask the ghost politely to stop haunting us? That always works."
"Oh great, another demon. Just what my crippling anxiety needed."
"We’re not lost. We’re just… geographically challenged."
"Is it too late to transfer to a school without demons?"
"Can we skip the part where we split up and get killed?"
"If sarcasm were a weapon, I’d be invincible!"
"I don’t have time for ghosts. I’m too busy failing at life."
"You had one job: don’t touch the cursed object. And what did you do? You touched the cursed object!"
"This is the worst thing since I tried to microwave a fork!"
"I’m not saying I’m scared, but my soul just left my body for a minute."
"Why is it always me who has to deal with the creepy stuff? I’m not even getting paid!"
"I didn’t believe in ghosts before. I still don’t. I just believe in bad luck."
"My life was bad enough before ghosts started trying to kill me."
"I’m too pretty to die in a haunted school!"
"You know, for a ghost, you’re kind of a pain in the ass!"
"Oh, come on! Even the ghosts are judging me!"
"I’d run, but I’m emotionally and physically unavailable for that."
"What’s your name, kid? ‘Annoying’?"
"Trust me, the ghosts are just as confused as we are."
"I can’t believe I’m being chased by a damn ghost... on a school night!"
"We’re not doomed. We’re just... heavily inconvenienced."
"Well, if we’re going to die, let’s at least do it with style."
"I’m too young to die... and way too sarcastic!"
"Remember when our biggest problem was homework? Good times."
"My survival strategy? Denial and snacks."
"I didn’t know ghosts had Wi-Fi. Are they haunting me and my data plan?"
"This isn’t a haunting; it’s a cry for attention from beyond the grave."
"I’ve seen bad ideas before, but this one deserves an award."
"I’m not crying. I’m just leaking disappointment."
"Congratulations, you’re now officially dumber than a haunted brick."
"We’re not lost. We’re on an adventure... a terrible, horrible adventure."
"I don’t want to alarm you, but we’re in a haunted building with no exit plan and no common sense."
"Ghosts, please. I’m tired. Just haunt me later."
"Oh great. Now the ghost has an attitude problem."
"If this ghost doesn’t kill me, embarrassment will."
"I’m too tired to be scared. Can we schedule the haunting for tomorrow?"
