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outofmoxie;; This birb's about to pass out so I'll be doing the rest of the battle memes over the next couple days and queuing them up for next Sunday. They take me an unsettling amount of time to do so sorry to the couple I haven't gotten to!

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☭ i doNT CARE IM SENDING THIS ANYWAY FIGHT ME SKIPPAH

Battle Theme: x (What else would it be?)

Battle intro: "If you say so, Private. Consider this lesson number one."

Victory: "At ease, soldier."

Defeat: "Color me impressed. Good work, Private."

Assist: "PRIVATE! EMERGENCY!"

Taunt:

Reacting to Taunt: "Hey! Cut back the sass-mouth!"

Tie: "I think that's enough training for one day."

Perfect Victory: "If you didn't want a fight you could've just said so."

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misconception: this penguin cannot kick anyone's ass, when in fact, he can, and it's everyone's

Okay but in ALL honesty, while Skipper might be decent in hand-to-flipper type combat, he's nothing on his own. His teammates are his everything. Heck, I'd even be willing to wager that the only reason he can do much "on his own" is that he is in the right place at the right time. He's got the big ego and leadership of someone who never loses, but without backup he totally relies on luck more than skill (he'll tell you it was 100% skill).

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☭ i will fight a penguin

Let's do this.

Battle Theme: x

Battle intro: “I'd say let's make it a fair fight, but I don't play fair.”

Victory: “Mission accomplished.”

Defeat: [melodramatically crawling on the ground and nearly crying] "Tell Lola...I.... love her..." [falls over]

Assist: "Think you can handle this guy, soldier?"

Taunt: "Please, I could do that with one flipper tied behind my back and blindfolded!"

Reacting to Taunt: "Nobody talks to me that way!"

Tie: "You put up a good fight. I like your style."

Perfect Victory: "That's how we penguins do it. Up top!" [proceeds to high-one his teammates who have undoubtedly been watching from the sidelines]

[canadaintheraw-deactivated20140]

Send me a misconception you think people have about my character and I'll explain if it's true or not

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☭

Battle Theme: x

Battle intro: "Alright, fancypants– you're on."

Victory: "Why don't you come back when you're ready to fight like a man? ...or...fish. Whatever you are."

Defeat: [muffled being eaten sounds]

Assist: "Rule number one: follow my lead. Idate! You're up!"

Taunt: "So much for 'killer whale,' am I right?"

Reacting to Taunt: "Come over here and say that to my face, you glorified tuna sandwich!"

Tie: "Don't think this means you've got the upper hand."

Perfect Victory: "Were you even trying? Yeesh, to think you call yourself a predator."

[sokumotanaka-deactivated2018121]

Send ☭ for a vs. battle quote to your muse

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Includes

Battle Theme:

Battle intro:

Victory:

Defeat:

Assist:

Taunt:

Reacting to Taunt:

Tie:

Perfect Victory:

You can also put the word “Boss” in front of the symbol and I’ll write it as a boss battle instead of just a generic battle.

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stream ; TPOM

;; outofcuteness // sorry abt lateness!! last minute changes on streaming site but it should still be good for now. the movie starts in abt 6-10 minutes!

[littleyoungorca]

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"………huh so there’s a penguin here…" Oh wow how adorable a little penguin,it’s enough for her to grab it and take a bite of it.She then stared at it and walked closer to it "you probably don’t like orcas..like that one I know.."

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"If you're anything like that one guy who's already tried to make me into yesterday's lunch because he's a– quote: 'natural predator,' and– quote: 'can't help himself...' "

"Then no, I don't. Are you going to tell me that you're another one of those killer whales?"

[jocularjewel]

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Reaching into his endless backpack Steven pulls out a miniature bag of cheddar-flavored goldfish crackers, crouching down and offering it over to the penguin in front of him.

"Here! It’s not the real deal, but it’s still a yummy snack to keep on you if you get hungry!"

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"Hey, thanks kid."

Skipper takes them without question, immediately cracking open the bag to munch on the crackers as he continues to talk to the boy (albeit with a mouth half-full). 

"So what's your deal? You're not one of those sit-in-the-park-and-feed-pigeons-all-day types, are you? Because I'll be honest here, you look a little younger than most of the folks I've seen giving handouts to those weirdos."

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theoptionsguy, atomic-stomach, mascotary

"Good work boys. If we do this right we'll have enough cash to buy us some new jetpacks. Now how's about we celebrate this the right way? Drinks are on me!" Well, they're technically free now anyway, right? And can we get some celebratory high ones in here too? Yeah, oh yeah. Nice.

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((i really like your writing like. it's been forever since i've seen this show but i can just FEEL your writing in skipper's voice. it feels perfect.))

Oh my gosh you don't know how happy that makes me??? Especially considering that I picked this muse up TOTALLY on a whim after our private dragged me into it, but I've been having so much fun and I'm so glad to hear people think I'm doing justice with this guy!

[grossrots]

And that’s the news!

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   - ; "Instead of eating penguins, why don’t we eat some orca instead???”

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"This guy gets it. I like the way you think, soldier."

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❝Don't Believe Me Just Watch❞

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 ”I’d think it would be obvious that I would be the one managing the security system,” he said, glancing down to the small troupe now armed and ready at his feet. In no way did he take the threat seriously, but all the same they all looked determined enough. So instead of squeezing the smug look off their comrade’s beak he set him down on one of the high dining tables so they could speak on more even terms.

"I’m not going to assume you have the funds to pay for all the food you’ve eaten, but… if you were competent enough to disarm all twenty four cameras without my finding you, I’ll assume you’ll be able to provide a service to pay for it.”

Entertainment? Oh certainly a party of four conventionally adorable penguins serving drinks would bring spectators. But novelty would be a short term benefit. What they seemed talented at was infiltration. "Would you be interested in striking a deal?" 

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Skipper takes the opportunity of his newfound freedom to pace around the table, not once letting his eyes leave those weirdly shiny glasses of his. "I'll have you know that we once had enough money to buy a solid gold airplane. How do you know we can't pay you in cash?" He leaves enough time for a dramatic pause, but not enough time to let the young manager interrupt his next statement.

"I mean we can't since that money's long gone, but that's not the point."

"The point is... what kind of deal are we talking about here?" Skipper instinctually glances down under the table to his fellow teammates, who have fallen silent (probably under the pretense that they're waiting for orders, Skipper imagines). It's best he proceed with caution. Need to think of how this is going to affect the boys, too. Turning his attention back to the human, he adds "And what's the catch?"  

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The orca complied and took one big step forward, looking down and blowing out a big gray smoke down to the brave little penguin.

" I like my penguins just barely alive while I chew them. Ever seen the look of a Penguin while you dip their wings in hot sauce? C’mere buddy… " His other hand started to move down to grab the penguin by the head.

Tonight we’re having penguin nuggets. 

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Hopefully a forceful slap to the hand is enough to let this guy get the picture. If that's not enough, Skipper takes a precautionary step or two back, putting his flippers up in case this turned into a real fight.

"The only hot sauce these flippers will be in will be from the delicious victory nachos I'll be treating myself to after I teach you that you've messed with the wrong penguins!"