Applied Hedonism

27 y/o Bi Queer thing. They/Them dreamy side account, I follow from my main. Exploring the pleasures of life and reporting back my findings

[goodchild]

I love it when my mutuals scroll down my blog and spam like/rb from me but when I do it to them I feel like some sort of reblog pervert

[goofybunnysblog]

Big shirt + no panties combo while she’s sitting on your lap so you have easy access to play with her pussy.

[theysies]

yall got any ideas for what chainmail thing i should make next?

[default-cube]

reblogging with tongue

[shadeofgreed]

Porn is outdated. Use their selfie/me tag.

[6000c]

girls deserve sloppy head too

[tongue-twists]

when I was a young teenager I used to go on a website that hosted "offensive" flash games. most of them were basic early internet shock value humour, nothing surprising to see there, but there was a "racy" section on the website that I used to go on only when nobody else was in the living room - and there was a dress up game. it was one of those with the stacks of clothing and haircut and accessories pngs on the right and a girl on the left for you to dress up. I wasn't sure why it was in the "racy" category but whatever, I liked dress up doll games. I started by taking off the clothes she had by dragging and dropping with my mouse - but then, the doll moved. it made an uncomfortable noise above the girly music and frowned after I'd taken off her sweatshirt. I stopped. this was odd. dress up dolls don’t usually move. but nevermind, I kept going, dragging and dropping a new haircut and shoes on her, before taking off her skirt. she moved again, frowned, put her hands on top of her chest and crotch, hiding her panties. I was almost a little scared. dress up dolls never moved. and when I tried to take off her t-shirt, I realized her hands seemed to be preventing me from changing her clothes. she was staring at me accusingly. I felt a rush of shame - this dress up doll was aware that I was trying to undress her. she didn't want me to see her undressed. after a moment and trying to put on a new shirt on her without taking off the old one with no success, I reloaded the page, a little annoyed. when I tried to do it again, the same thing happened. the third time, I finally took notice of one item among the miscellaneous accessories that had seemed off at the beginning but that I had dismissed. a bottle of liquor. I dragged it to the girl and instead of it popping into her hand like any of the handbag pngs, the bottle disappeared. but the doll had a changed facial expression. her eyes were no longer staring straight at me, but gazing vaguely upwards. her cheeks were flushed. this time, when I took off her t-shirt, she didn't protest. I remember feeling hot without knowing why. then I experimentally tried something that never, ever worked in these games. I dragged off her bra. she had breasts drawn under it. I closed the window suddenly, without understanding why I felt guilty, and rushed to bed. I did play that game again once or twice. always alone at night in the living room.

[everyteenager4free1]

[beastliness]

happy 10 year anniversary to the puppet master that cursed my dick

[orgy-hepburn]

juicy.

[them0onunderstoodmydadjokes]

When he says he’s an ass man

[petalpout]

[alliekills]

sending porn to me?? you were thinking about me?? this porn made you think of me?? specifically?? wow :)

[corruptedclovers]

god i love getting spam likes and reblogs, i love knowing a cutie is having fun on my blog :3

[nagumoan]

Whenever you ride him, his fingers helplessly grasp onto your hips, then the sheets, then his own body, because he's too overwhelmed to understand what he wants to hold onto.

The only thing that helps is when you slide your fingers between his and hold his hands while you work him over the edge

[velvetk1ng]

the funny thing about fucking switches is finding that little mental sweet spot that makes him crack even when he's fully in his dom mode. it's so satisfying to hit that and watch him suddenly turn from a tough guy into a needy bitch boy at the most random times.

[mildewsatyr]

I did get this bikini too small on purpose but the progressive bush explosion as I moved around was pretty funny

[mody-samir]

fuck yourself on this dick while I praise you and remind you how pretty you are