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26. they/it. black

[ange1fire]

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[feastofdemoralization]

Amazing week. On the way to work Tuesday my cars alternator died while I was driving it steering wheel completely locked up had to brute force my way into my work lot brakes failed right as I limped my way into a spot had to call some hick to come get me towed out the parking lot . He insulted my cars internal state as well which well maybe I deserved that because it is a little ridiculous in there but what business is that of his . Walk into work 2 hours late (Hungover and maybe the most hungover I’ve ever been in my life) to find out my coworker called out and I have to cover her shift and I’ll be working an 8 hour day despite myself . Walk dogs (heat index 115 degrees Fahrenheit ) pouring water on my head every five minutes feeling like I’m in 12 years a slave you know light work about 6 hours in I start feeling strange. I’m like ok maybe I’m getting too hot in this bitch but it’s almost evening I’ll power through. Just gets progressively worse my whole body starts hurting like I been hit by a locomotive full steam I’m like ok maybe I tweaked my back walking someone’s wild behemoth. No biggie I’ll take an advil need a couple anyway. Shift ends get home I start shitting myself like nobody’s business running a fever can barely walk and remember I ate lettuce on a desperation jersey mikes run a couple days back . Called out of work for two days (Take that!) still on my futon (Don’t have a bed. Long story) immobile as fuck feeling like I lost 3 consecutive MMA fights possibly infected with a parasite no money no bitches no future

[feastofdemoralization]

This is exactly the way everyone should be interacting with me it makes my tail wag . Like yassss ‘you’re dismissed’ ! Life is so beautiful

[g63heavenonearth]

Allegheny Cemetery 3820-17

[feastofdemoralization]

Alright well did you have to spell it out like that ? Choices

[feastofdemoralization]

Nobody trains their dogs fine if those are the cards us kennelpigs are given we have to adapt accordingly . I have accepted my fate I will be bald before 27 . This being said I do so sorely wish my coworkers understood that yelling at a reactive or overexcited animal will never stop it from doing whatever it’s doing . Like please quit screaming girl it’s already loud in here you are making everything maybe 40x worse Really All you got to do is distract them at the right moment they’re stupid as rocks just watch the body language and divert that nigga attention before he can hit the lock on button . It’s like video games.

[oneterabyteofkilobyteage]

original url http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Cafe/1736/

archived on 2009-04-27 20:23:05

[henk-heijmans]

An engineer wiring an early IBM computer, 1958 - by Berenice Abbott (1898 - 1991), American

[feastofdemoralization]

There needs to be some sort of federal law that forbids busy young families of 5 from buying doodles. Holy shit your dogs at daycare every day 7 AM sharp because it’s annoying and you’re annoying and it’s your fault also . Do not bring your doodle around me lest your bouncing baby boy be pierced by my #bayonet

[feastofdemoralization]

Furthermore they have got to start making mops suitable for people who are taller than five foot five . I am in agony . Actually hold on let’s wake that up: are the handles so stout because “WomenBeCleaning”—>”WomenBeShort” ?

[feastofdemoralization]

There needs to be some sort of federal law that forbids busy young families of 5 from buying doodles. Holy shit your dogs at daycare every day 7 AM sharp because it’s annoying and you’re annoying and it’s your fault also . Do not bring your doodle around me lest your bouncing baby boy be pierced by my #bayonet

[nobrashfestivity]

Edvard Munch a) Buried Skull b) Girl Kissing a Skull Indian ink and crayon 1896

[feastofdemoralization]

Had a working interview for a kennel job (secured by the way. Employed. If anybody wants me.) and the girl that was training me kept fumbling pronouns wild style every time she referred to me I’m tammat “he I mean she I mean him “ and finally halfway thru my hours she just turns to me and goes “so are you a girl or a gay boy ?”

[feastofdemoralization]

Type of life I’m living right now Truthfully

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[feastofdemoralization]

And what the fuck do anybody know about any of it ?

[thunderstruck9]

Gianfranco Ferroni (Italian, 1927-2001), Pavimento-carrello-Milano [Floor-Trolley-Milan], 1976. Oil on cardboard applied on canvas, 60 × 54 cm.

[feastofdemoralization]

It’s been months and I’m still thinking about the Irish coffee I had at the Atlanta airport TGI Fridays at 7:05 AM 15 minutes before boarding my plane. Ruthless beverage. So potent my sinuses were wide open for 3 days that slim fine junt behind the bar was trying to blast me clean off this earth